Sarah's p.o.v
As Sarah was slowly going even more insane then she already was and Candice was flying in a random direction trying to find Orochimaru and Narku to get there demons back so Sarah would be even less crazy. Itachi, Tara and Kisame sat in a circle.
Kisame: okay guys i found it
Itachi: about time
Kisame: (he has a angry mark on his head like this -.-***) WHAT DO YOU MEAN FINALLY IT WOULD HAVE WENT MORE FASTER IF BOTH OF YOU HELPED ME INSTEAD OF JUST STARING AT EACHOTHER!!!!!!!
Tara: God woould you shut up your voice is annoying
And because kisame was mad and he was the water element he sent a giant tidal wave at Tara and Itachi, Tara whom controled earth was not hit because she was encased in a giant sand dome to protect herself causing Itachi to get hit with the oncoming water.
Itachi:-looking like a drowned rat- hey what was that for
Kisame: shut up Itachi
Tara: what is it that you found
Kisame: right, anyway to reverse the sealing of Ryuu all you have to do is kidnap Sarah and then we have to put her in a coma and while she's in the coma she has to find Ryuu in her mind.
Itachi and Tara just blinked
Kisame: right so lets go kidnap Sarah.
Meanwhile as Kisame was informing Itachi and Tara on what to do Sasuke whom having been tourtured by Sami to forget about Sarah went into a depression and decided to join Orochimaru to gain more power, just because he wasnt aloud to obsess over her didnt mean he had to completely give up on her plus Sarah liked bad boys so what better way to get her to like him then joining Orochimaru.
Sasuke: What the hell are you guys doing
Orochimaru: oh well we needed to get Sarah and Candice back
Naraku: so we experemented on ourselves
Orochimaru: and survived
Sasuke: and gave your selves Sparkaling fairy wings?
Naraku: yes
Orochimaru: why are you here anyways
Sasuke: oh i wanna impress Sarah so im joining you
Naraku: well then in order to join the FairyPuff Boys where gonna have to give you wings
Sasuke:- his right eye is having a seizure- fine whatever as long as i get Sarah.
With Sarah and Naruto
Naruto: okay look sis, i know your abnormally deppressed and its extremelly freaky because you never get depressed but i think you need to get out of the house for a bit
Sarah:-glares- NO
Naruto: but your getting fat just laying there
Sarah: Naruto you never tell a chick she's getting fat
Naruto runs away as a jet of fire chases him out of the house and to a nearby lake where it couldnt reach him anymore because he decided to jump into the water.
Meanwhile with Candice
Candice: I think i should ask around.
She see's a random village in the middle of a giant canyon and heads that way hoping to get directions to Orochimaru's layer.
Candice's P.O.V
Candice: Excuse me- pfft fine walk away.. Hi im sorry to bother you but- ARGH.. Good day to you, i was just wondering if- GEEZE! WHAT IS THIS NEW YORK?!
??: What's New York?
Candice turned to see a little girl with wide bright blue eyes and blonde pig tails on either side of her head.
Candice: Well its a place sort of near where I come from.
Random little girl: Sort of near where you come from?
Candice: Yeah, kinda like neighbours.
Random girl: But neighbours are not sort of near, they ARE near.
Candice: That is why I said 'kinda like neighbours'
Random girl: Why do you have wings?
Candice: Actually, its a long story.. Hey.. so tell me, little girl..
Little girl: My name's Sheila.
Candice: Okay, well Sheila.. By any chance, have you seen a guy that looks like a baboon, or a guy who can transform into a snake?
Sheila: Oh is this a story?
Candice: No.. this is real.
Sheila: Monsters don't exist.
Candice: No, these people are evil demons.
Sheila: -laughing- you're funny.
Candice:-getting angry- I'm not trying to be, have you seen them??
Sheila: No, because they dont exist silly.
Candice: Now look here, Sheila. They DO exist, and they're EVIL! They want to experiment on people and they're demons who like to kill people, people like you, and if you dont tell me if you saw them, then you will die!
Sheila's big eyes filled with tears, and she started crying.
Sheila: MOMMYY!!
Candice: -slapping her forehead-
Candice in hebi's voice: Way to go, stupid woman.
Candice: Shut up, Hebi.
then she flew away.
-
naraku, orochimaru and sasuke were all now trying to fly (sasuke was also experimented on and now had little fly wings)
Naraku: These things are impossible to work!
Orochimaru: oh shut up! -falls flat on face-
Sasuke: I think mine are too small. -flapping wings rapidly only to be flying slightly in sideways posistion-
Naraku: Why didnt we get big wings >.<
Orochimaru: if I knew, We'd HAVE big wings, wouldnt we?!
after hours of trying to figure out the wings, they all managed to lift themselves into the air, and start flying.
-
back with candice.
After flying for like an hour, Candice was nearly on the verge of giving up. or as Sheila might say, "ON the verge of giving up" Cause you cant be NEARLY on the verge, now can you?
All of a sudden, She saw something.. no some THINGS.. in the distance.. flying towards her.. What the.. who else had wings aside from her and sarah? She flew faster trying to get to the flying objects in front of her, and as they tried to fly away from her, they all randomly fell onto the hard ground beneath them. Candice flew down, and saw who it was.
Candice: You guys! I swear I am going to kill you all- wait.. Sasuke?
Sasuke: -looks away shyly- hiii
Candice: You backstabbing WEASEL!
-Randomly with tara, Itachi, naruto, inu, sesshy.
Itachi: -sneezes-
-
back with candice.
Sasuke: -cowarding- I have a good reason..
Candice: Oh a good reason? well then please, excuse my rudenss.. NO! THERE IS NO GOOD REASON!
Sasuke: I wanted to impress sarah
Candice: You're an idiot. ill deal with you later. -turns to naraku and orochimaru- Now YOU people.. You are going to tell me HOW to get back mine and sarah's head demons. and you better tell me, or i will kill you.. a slow and torturous death..
Orochimaru: You think you're so tough with your wings.. well look here lady, we have wings too!
Candice:-spreads her wings- you mean the ones that make you guys look like tinker bell and thumbalina?
Naraku and orochimaru: -faces redden-
Candice: now tell me how we get them back..
Orochimaru: theres only one way..
??: POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
Candice looks at the fat guy standing behind orochimaru.
Candice: Where do you even come from?!!
-
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Chapter 16- Lost voices and a search
Sarah's P.o.v
Sarah floated infront of Candice blinking rapidly.
Sarah: you... what.... when ... wings... how... wings
and then she fainted leaving candice to blink rapidly at her floating form with the black angel wings floating on each side of her.
Candice: so i'm not dead
all of the sudden Itachi and Sesshomaru came crashing through the bushes having a glaring contest and apperently not noticing that they where heading straight for the lake.
SPLASH
And now both Itachi and Sesshomaru looked like drowned rats.
3 Days later Sarah sat on the hospital bed staring out the window. after one day of rest and two days of constent poking and proding at the wings on her back Sarah was tired. but thats not why she looked so dazed and as if she had been poking a fork into an elctric plug, with her hair sticking in random directions and her right eye continously twitching.
No Sarah Uzumaki was not a happy person.
Sarah: it's so quite its so silent its oh my god i cant do this anymore
Meanwhile Candice, Sesshomaru and Naruto sat on the tree branch outside of Sarahs hospital window.
Candice: Do you think she's gonna be okay, She's been like that for three days
Naruto: I don't think she's ever gonna cover without Ryuu
Sesshomaru: I think she's the only person that goes insane when there isnt a voice in her head.
???: you know i can here you right.
Naruto, Candice and Sesshomaru paled considerably as they turned around to face Sarah who sat behind them her Black wings wrapped tightly around her.
Naruto: well we didnt mean anything bad about it
Sarah: i know
and just like that she flew away.
Meanwhile with Itachi, Kisame and Tara
Tara: why am i with you
Itachi: we where coming up with a plan to release Ryuu from his prison in Sarah's head
Kisame: yess and i have been looking at these scrolls while you guys have been staring randomly at the black blurr they flew above us in the sky... three hours ago.
With Sami and Sasuke
Sasuke stood stalk still infront of Sami
Sami: and what is you porpose in life
Sasuke: to live life to the fullest
Sami: keep going
Sasuke: without being obsessivly Stalkish and Creepily Inlove with Sarah
Sami: yes and what is your code name soilder
Sasuke: Agent OSACILWSCIAP
Sami: and what does that mean
Sasuke: Obsessivly Stalkish And Creepily InLove With Sarah Cause I'm A Pedo
Sami: you are ready for life.
Candice's P.O.V
After Inuyasha, Itachi, Sesshomaru, Tara and Naruto came through the bushes, Candice embarassingly explained why she had been flying gleefully through the sky apparently (she didnt even remember this) shouting, "IM DEAD! I CAN DO ANYTHING IM DEAD!"
and she got weird looks from everybody, then Sarah was transported to the hospital v.i.a Sesshomaru's giant dog form's back.. and now they were all randomly sitting in a tree- well not sarah, sarah flew away in an oddly depressed state considering it was sarah (she never got depressed) and it was all because Ryuu had dissappeared.. So had Hebi, and candice was panicking, but she wasn't going to let anyone else know that.
Inuyasha: I dont get it. What is she so upset about? God, people who have voices in their heads are crazy.. and even crazier if they miss them when they leave!
Candice: -giving Inuyasha a look, then hopping off the tree and starts walkign away- Sit.
And with that he went flying into the ground, hard.. It was surprising that somehow everytime he fell, he never broke anything.
Candice missed Hebi. Why did he have to dissappear?
Her wings wrapped around her body, comforting her.
and she knew nothing would happen, but she tried anywas;
Candice: Hebi?
There was no reply. of course not.
Candice flew up into another tree. She thought about how to get Hebi back, and then she finally realized what she had to do.. She would go back to those damn guys Naraku and Orochimaru, and force them to give her and Sarah their demons back.
And with that, she flew out of the tree and towards.. well she didnt know where, because last time she was there, she had been knocked out for the ride.. but she'd find them.. oh she would find them..
-
With Naraku and Orochimaru.
Naraku: We've got to get them back.
Orochimaru: you dont think i know that? But they have the wings.
Naraku: which is precisely why we must get them back.
Orochimaru: Yes.. but how?
Naraku: The same way we got them last time.
Orochimaru: Kidnap them? That may be a little more complicated now that they've got wings..
Naraku: Maybe they wont be the only ones with wings
Orochimaru: Who else has wings?! i dont remember creating any others who survived the operation..
Naraku: -slapping his head- US you idiot.
Orochimaru: ah yes! of course!
Naraku: It'll be the ultimate weapon!
Both start laughing evily.
-
With sarah.
Sarah- rocking back and forth..
Sarah(in Ryuu's voice): I'm the great and powerful Ryuu!
Sarah: Shut up, Ryuu!
Sarah in Ryuu's voice: No Way. You know I am.
Sarah: No. You're a demon dragon trapped inside my head.
Sarah in ryuu's voice: A demon trapped inside you're head who saves your butt all the time!
Sarah: -sighs- Then where are you now?
Sarah floated infront of Candice blinking rapidly.
Sarah: you... what.... when ... wings... how... wings
and then she fainted leaving candice to blink rapidly at her floating form with the black angel wings floating on each side of her.
Candice: so i'm not dead
all of the sudden Itachi and Sesshomaru came crashing through the bushes having a glaring contest and apperently not noticing that they where heading straight for the lake.
SPLASH
And now both Itachi and Sesshomaru looked like drowned rats.
3 Days later Sarah sat on the hospital bed staring out the window. after one day of rest and two days of constent poking and proding at the wings on her back Sarah was tired. but thats not why she looked so dazed and as if she had been poking a fork into an elctric plug, with her hair sticking in random directions and her right eye continously twitching.
No Sarah Uzumaki was not a happy person.
Sarah: it's so quite its so silent its oh my god i cant do this anymore
Meanwhile Candice, Sesshomaru and Naruto sat on the tree branch outside of Sarahs hospital window.
Candice: Do you think she's gonna be okay, She's been like that for three days
Naruto: I don't think she's ever gonna cover without Ryuu
Sesshomaru: I think she's the only person that goes insane when there isnt a voice in her head.
???: you know i can here you right.
Naruto, Candice and Sesshomaru paled considerably as they turned around to face Sarah who sat behind them her Black wings wrapped tightly around her.
Naruto: well we didnt mean anything bad about it
Sarah: i know
and just like that she flew away.
Meanwhile with Itachi, Kisame and Tara
Tara: why am i with you
Itachi: we where coming up with a plan to release Ryuu from his prison in Sarah's head
Kisame: yess and i have been looking at these scrolls while you guys have been staring randomly at the black blurr they flew above us in the sky... three hours ago.
With Sami and Sasuke
Sasuke stood stalk still infront of Sami
Sami: and what is you porpose in life
Sasuke: to live life to the fullest
Sami: keep going
Sasuke: without being obsessivly Stalkish and Creepily Inlove with Sarah
Sami: yes and what is your code name soilder
Sasuke: Agent OSACILWSCIAP
Sami: and what does that mean
Sasuke: Obsessivly Stalkish And Creepily InLove With Sarah Cause I'm A Pedo
Sami: you are ready for life.
Candice's P.O.V
After Inuyasha, Itachi, Sesshomaru, Tara and Naruto came through the bushes, Candice embarassingly explained why she had been flying gleefully through the sky apparently (she didnt even remember this) shouting, "IM DEAD! I CAN DO ANYTHING IM DEAD!"
and she got weird looks from everybody, then Sarah was transported to the hospital v.i.a Sesshomaru's giant dog form's back.. and now they were all randomly sitting in a tree- well not sarah, sarah flew away in an oddly depressed state considering it was sarah (she never got depressed) and it was all because Ryuu had dissappeared.. So had Hebi, and candice was panicking, but she wasn't going to let anyone else know that.
Inuyasha: I dont get it. What is she so upset about? God, people who have voices in their heads are crazy.. and even crazier if they miss them when they leave!
Candice: -giving Inuyasha a look, then hopping off the tree and starts walkign away- Sit.
And with that he went flying into the ground, hard.. It was surprising that somehow everytime he fell, he never broke anything.
Candice missed Hebi. Why did he have to dissappear?
Her wings wrapped around her body, comforting her.
and she knew nothing would happen, but she tried anywas;
Candice: Hebi?
There was no reply. of course not.
Candice flew up into another tree. She thought about how to get Hebi back, and then she finally realized what she had to do.. She would go back to those damn guys Naraku and Orochimaru, and force them to give her and Sarah their demons back.
And with that, she flew out of the tree and towards.. well she didnt know where, because last time she was there, she had been knocked out for the ride.. but she'd find them.. oh she would find them..
-
With Naraku and Orochimaru.
Naraku: We've got to get them back.
Orochimaru: you dont think i know that? But they have the wings.
Naraku: which is precisely why we must get them back.
Orochimaru: Yes.. but how?
Naraku: The same way we got them last time.
Orochimaru: Kidnap them? That may be a little more complicated now that they've got wings..
Naraku: Maybe they wont be the only ones with wings
Orochimaru: Who else has wings?! i dont remember creating any others who survived the operation..
Naraku: -slapping his head- US you idiot.
Orochimaru: ah yes! of course!
Naraku: It'll be the ultimate weapon!
Both start laughing evily.
-
With sarah.
Sarah- rocking back and forth..
Sarah(in Ryuu's voice): I'm the great and powerful Ryuu!
Sarah: Shut up, Ryuu!
Sarah in Ryuu's voice: No Way. You know I am.
Sarah: No. You're a demon dragon trapped inside my head.
Sarah in ryuu's voice: A demon trapped inside you're head who saves your butt all the time!
Sarah: -sighs- Then where are you now?
Chapter 15- Wings?
Sarah's p.o.v
Sarah had awakened to find her self in a giant glass tube filled with water with multiple needles attached to her body, she couldnt move and she felt like she had been trampled by a couple of young mustangs during mating season that where being chased by a hungry dragon.
The door to the room she was in opened and Naraku walked in with Orochimaru by his side.
Naraku: do you think that our experiment worked
Orochimaru: well of course it did
Naraku: well we dont actually know if they work
Orochimaru: okay look, if you want we can bring her to the edge of a cliff and place a snake infront of her and since we sealed that bloody dragon deeper into her head then normal she'll have no choice then to jump to her demise.
Naraku: soooo if they dont work she dies.
Orochimaru: well, yes it would be a win-win situation.
Naraku: true
after that was said and down, the tube that Sarah was in emptied of water and she was removed and cleaned down with a hose and finally given a plain black tank top and shorts to put on.
After she was dragged by Naraku to a random cliff outside of their hide out and forced to stand near the cliff edge.
Sarah: Dude's, what the fudge monkeys did you do to me? how long was i out?
Naraku: well um we experimented on you
Sarah: Experimented? like a lab rat? you jerks! how long was i out?
Orochimaru: A week.
Naraku: yah, the other people we experimented on didnt wake up so count your self lucky.
Sarah: Okay, now why the hell am i near a cliff.
Orochimaru and Naraku ignored her as they placed a snake down infront of her, Sarah whom seen the snake took one look at it screamed and jumped off the cliff.
Naraku: you think it'll work
Oraochimaru: yah well i dunno she survived the operation so i belive they'll work.
Meanwhile three seconds before the snake.
Sarah: Ryuu what are we gonna do
instead of the comforting words of the black dragon with red eyes she got a electric shock that caused her to blink and shock and notice the snake infront of her, ignoring the fact that when she asked Ryuu a question she was shocked, she screamed and jumped of the cliff.
Sarah: AHHHHHH!! wait what the funk.
During her fall she noticed the two black sleek angel wings that had wrapped around her.
Sarah: okay what would Ryuu say.... -in Ryuu's voice- you idiot flap like a bird.
And so she concentrated on making the wings flap. the tip of her nose had touched the ground somehow not shattering into oblivion before she shot up into the air and above the cliff as her wings flapped a couple of times.
Sarah: holy shizz im friggin flying... Ryuu i'm flying
and once again she was shocked causeing her to lose concentration and to fall into a nearby river.
Meanwhile with Shessy, Inuyasha, Tara, Itachi and Naruto they had all looked up to see a black blur above them followed by a echo of "holy shizz" and then it was gone.
Tara: I think that was Sarah
Sesshomaru sniffed the air and then nodded his head to confirm her theroy.
Inuyasha: yah it was and it sounded like she landed in a river about an hour west.
Itachi: MY POOR SARAH!!!!
Candice's P.O.V
Candice awoke to water. Lots and lots of water. She was about to panic when she realized she wasn't drowning.
Candice: what the....
But she had a different problem now.. She was in what seemed to be a giant test tube. Then memories flooded into her mind and she remembered being carried in the room with test tubes. Yep, she was definitely in a test tube.
Candice: Hebi? are you there? what am I suppose to do?
But no reply came. She felt tears well up, although she wouldnt really know if they fell considering she was in water.
Candice: -to herself- stop acting like a baby and find a way out already!
She looked around and decided to try and push against the glass. She shifted in the tube so she could push on the bakc part with her hands and the front with her feet, and shoved with all her strength, but like in every horrible horror movie, it didnt move. She floated hopelessly in the water wondering what to do.
Candice: -sobbing- heeeebi??
She heard no voice, only a slight stirring. which osmewhat comforted her.
And then out of nowhere, she felt something moving rapidly, fluttering on her back near her shoulders, and then with a loud crack, the glass shattered and she slipped out through the glass along with the water- but she never fully touched the ground. no, she was floating now above the water, nearly touching the roof.
She looked around herself, and flapping gently around her were huge white angel wings.
Candice: -whispering- okay, maybe I did die after all.. That explains why i cant hear Hebi..
Suddenly candice began laughing hysterically.
Candice: Well i may as well enjoy this!
And with that she smashed through the window (which surprisingly hurt considering she was dead) flying through the air, laughing.
She flew through the air, exhillerated, and suddenly fell in shock, hearing a scream from what apparently was sarah calling "CANDIII!" and candice fell with a SPLASH into the water below her.
--
With sesshy, inuyasha, Itachi, tara and naruto..
Tara: And THAT, Was Candice..
Itachi, naruto, inuyasha and sesshomaru all just nodded with not so much as a glance.. Candice had been screaming in glee like a crazy person all the while flying through the air and not 10 seconds later falling straight into the water.
Sarah had awakened to find her self in a giant glass tube filled with water with multiple needles attached to her body, she couldnt move and she felt like she had been trampled by a couple of young mustangs during mating season that where being chased by a hungry dragon.
The door to the room she was in opened and Naraku walked in with Orochimaru by his side.
Naraku: do you think that our experiment worked
Orochimaru: well of course it did
Naraku: well we dont actually know if they work
Orochimaru: okay look, if you want we can bring her to the edge of a cliff and place a snake infront of her and since we sealed that bloody dragon deeper into her head then normal she'll have no choice then to jump to her demise.
Naraku: soooo if they dont work she dies.
Orochimaru: well, yes it would be a win-win situation.
Naraku: true
after that was said and down, the tube that Sarah was in emptied of water and she was removed and cleaned down with a hose and finally given a plain black tank top and shorts to put on.
After she was dragged by Naraku to a random cliff outside of their hide out and forced to stand near the cliff edge.
Sarah: Dude's, what the fudge monkeys did you do to me? how long was i out?
Naraku: well um we experimented on you
Sarah: Experimented? like a lab rat? you jerks! how long was i out?
Orochimaru: A week.
Naraku: yah, the other people we experimented on didnt wake up so count your self lucky.
Sarah: Okay, now why the hell am i near a cliff.
Orochimaru and Naraku ignored her as they placed a snake down infront of her, Sarah whom seen the snake took one look at it screamed and jumped off the cliff.
Naraku: you think it'll work
Oraochimaru: yah well i dunno she survived the operation so i belive they'll work.
Meanwhile three seconds before the snake.
Sarah: Ryuu what are we gonna do
instead of the comforting words of the black dragon with red eyes she got a electric shock that caused her to blink and shock and notice the snake infront of her, ignoring the fact that when she asked Ryuu a question she was shocked, she screamed and jumped of the cliff.
Sarah: AHHHHHH!! wait what the funk.
During her fall she noticed the two black sleek angel wings that had wrapped around her.
Sarah: okay what would Ryuu say.... -in Ryuu's voice- you idiot flap like a bird.
And so she concentrated on making the wings flap. the tip of her nose had touched the ground somehow not shattering into oblivion before she shot up into the air and above the cliff as her wings flapped a couple of times.
Sarah: holy shizz im friggin flying... Ryuu i'm flying
and once again she was shocked causeing her to lose concentration and to fall into a nearby river.
Meanwhile with Shessy, Inuyasha, Tara, Itachi and Naruto they had all looked up to see a black blur above them followed by a echo of "holy shizz" and then it was gone.
Tara: I think that was Sarah
Sesshomaru sniffed the air and then nodded his head to confirm her theroy.
Inuyasha: yah it was and it sounded like she landed in a river about an hour west.
Itachi: MY POOR SARAH!!!!
Candice's P.O.V
Candice awoke to water. Lots and lots of water. She was about to panic when she realized she wasn't drowning.
Candice: what the....
But she had a different problem now.. She was in what seemed to be a giant test tube. Then memories flooded into her mind and she remembered being carried in the room with test tubes. Yep, she was definitely in a test tube.
Candice: Hebi? are you there? what am I suppose to do?
But no reply came. She felt tears well up, although she wouldnt really know if they fell considering she was in water.
Candice: -to herself- stop acting like a baby and find a way out already!
She looked around and decided to try and push against the glass. She shifted in the tube so she could push on the bakc part with her hands and the front with her feet, and shoved with all her strength, but like in every horrible horror movie, it didnt move. She floated hopelessly in the water wondering what to do.
Candice: -sobbing- heeeebi??
She heard no voice, only a slight stirring. which osmewhat comforted her.
And then out of nowhere, she felt something moving rapidly, fluttering on her back near her shoulders, and then with a loud crack, the glass shattered and she slipped out through the glass along with the water- but she never fully touched the ground. no, she was floating now above the water, nearly touching the roof.
She looked around herself, and flapping gently around her were huge white angel wings.
Candice: -whispering- okay, maybe I did die after all.. That explains why i cant hear Hebi..
Suddenly candice began laughing hysterically.
Candice: Well i may as well enjoy this!
And with that she smashed through the window (which surprisingly hurt considering she was dead) flying through the air, laughing.
She flew through the air, exhillerated, and suddenly fell in shock, hearing a scream from what apparently was sarah calling "CANDIII!" and candice fell with a SPLASH into the water below her.
--
With sesshy, inuyasha, Itachi, tara and naruto..
Tara: And THAT, Was Candice..
Itachi, naruto, inuyasha and sesshomaru all just nodded with not so much as a glance.. Candice had been screaming in glee like a crazy person all the while flying through the air and not 10 seconds later falling straight into the water.
Chapter 14- Kidnapped.. again..
Sarah's p.o.v
Sarah stared at Sesshomaru, apperently he dragged her to a Dango place and for some weird reason there where two people in the far cornor wearing black cloaks with red clouds on them and they looked extremly familier to her but she was to lazy to remeber who they where but for some reason she couldnt help but get the feeling the random fat dude was somewhere around what was his name again oh yah peter.
Sarah: -in head- i've got two dangos ive got two dangos ive got twoooooooooo dangos
Ryuu: shut the efff up
Sarah: make me gumpy pants
Ryuu roared loudly in Sarah's head causing her to smash her head against the table Sesshomaru and her sat at.
Sesshomaru: are you okay
Sarah: godddddd.... ryuu did you have to roar so loudly.
Sesshomaru: what
Sarah: i have to go
Sarah left leaving a sad Sesshomaru sitting at the table and a snickering dude in the cornor, she swears she's seen that dude before.
Meanwhile with Candice and Peter
Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBUUUULLLLOOOOUUUUUSSSSS!
and then he just disapeared
Candice:-blinks- What the hell
Back to the Guys in the Cornor
Kisame: i think she forgot whom we looked like
Itachi: Impossible she would never forget me, her dreamy hott rescuer
Kisame: your so full of your self
But apperently Itachi wasnt listening because he was off in his fantasy world.
Outside with Sarah
Sarah was walking around holding her head in pain when she randomly bumped into a random furry object.
Sarah: hey baboon boy
Baboon boy: it's Naraku
Sarah: i dont care right now
Naraku: well you should
Sarah: why
and with that Sarah was knocked out by a punch to the back of the head.
With Candice
Buzz.Buzz.BUUUUZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Candice: what the funk
and then she too was knocked out.
With Sami and Sasuke
Sasuke whom was covered in small needle like marks now was hanging by a rope over a pool of water with blood thirsty tiger sharks swimming in a circle, Wait. did those tiger sharks have friggin laser beams onto of there heads. Cool!
Sasuke:-Sweating- What are you going to do to me
Sami: ahh nothing really if you dont burn your shrine of Sarah then im going to let these sharks have there ways with you
Sasuke just blinks
Sami: and there both female
Sasuke starts screaming like a girl.
With Tara and Gaara
Tara: soooo your the soon to be Kazekage
Gaara: hn
Tara: your cute
Gaara:-blushes- heehee
Tara: im offically your stalker
Shadow: humans and their hormones
Candice's P.O.V
Candice suddenly was awake, staring at a fly. a giant fly which wasc halfway towards feeling her up, until, realizing her hands were tied, head butted the fly -meanwhile busting one if its eyes with a gross 'popping' sound-
Candice: stupid, ogling, buzzing giant mutated fly.
Fly: -buzzing sadly-
Candice looked around the room, but couldnt see Sarah anywhere. Dammit! it must have just been her kidnapped this time.
She couldnt do anything. so she called out desperately in her head.
Candice: -in head- Hebi! Where are you?
Hebi: What do you want, Woman?!
Candice: -growling unnimpressively- You know how i feel about you calling me that.. anyways.. i cant get untied.. can you take over my body?
Hebi: You were kidnapped again!! ugh i swear lady, one of these days.. hold on..
But nothing happened. hebi was still in her head, and she was still tied.
Candice: Hebi!
Hebi: I can't do anything.. theres something wrong. something is blocking my control but i dont know what.
Candice: Dammit.
Suddenly, a baboon looking dude walked in and took hold of candice, keeping her hands and arms tied.. but carrying her into another room with test tubes everywhere. Candice began to panic and as she felt hebi trying pointlessly to break through whatever barrier was there, she as well felt a sinking feeling in the back of her mind.. a blackness climbing over her and taking over.. and everthing for the second time in one day, went dark.
with sesshy,inuyasha,gaara,naruto, itachi and tara..
Tara: They're not here! ive looked almost everywhere.
Inuyasha: My candice is gone!
everyone stared at him.
Inuyasha: i mean.. er.. um..
Itachi: We''ll just have to keep looking.
See, itachi looked calm, but his voice was really high pitched and strained, so you knew he was freaking the eff out that sarah was missing..
with peter-
peter:-looking around stupidly after an hour- where'd she go??
--
Sarah stared at Sesshomaru, apperently he dragged her to a Dango place and for some weird reason there where two people in the far cornor wearing black cloaks with red clouds on them and they looked extremly familier to her but she was to lazy to remeber who they where but for some reason she couldnt help but get the feeling the random fat dude was somewhere around what was his name again oh yah peter.
Sarah: -in head- i've got two dangos ive got two dangos ive got twoooooooooo dangos
Ryuu: shut the efff up
Sarah: make me gumpy pants
Ryuu roared loudly in Sarah's head causing her to smash her head against the table Sesshomaru and her sat at.
Sesshomaru: are you okay
Sarah: godddddd.... ryuu did you have to roar so loudly.
Sesshomaru: what
Sarah: i have to go
Sarah left leaving a sad Sesshomaru sitting at the table and a snickering dude in the cornor, she swears she's seen that dude before.
Meanwhile with Candice and Peter
Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBUUUULLLLOOOOUUUUUSSSSS!
and then he just disapeared
Candice:-blinks- What the hell
Back to the Guys in the Cornor
Kisame: i think she forgot whom we looked like
Itachi: Impossible she would never forget me, her dreamy hott rescuer
Kisame: your so full of your self
But apperently Itachi wasnt listening because he was off in his fantasy world.
Outside with Sarah
Sarah was walking around holding her head in pain when she randomly bumped into a random furry object.
Sarah: hey baboon boy
Baboon boy: it's Naraku
Sarah: i dont care right now
Naraku: well you should
Sarah: why
and with that Sarah was knocked out by a punch to the back of the head.
With Candice
Buzz.Buzz.BUUUUZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Candice: what the funk
and then she too was knocked out.
With Sami and Sasuke
Sasuke whom was covered in small needle like marks now was hanging by a rope over a pool of water with blood thirsty tiger sharks swimming in a circle, Wait. did those tiger sharks have friggin laser beams onto of there heads. Cool!
Sasuke:-Sweating- What are you going to do to me
Sami: ahh nothing really if you dont burn your shrine of Sarah then im going to let these sharks have there ways with you
Sasuke just blinks
Sami: and there both female
Sasuke starts screaming like a girl.
With Tara and Gaara
Tara: soooo your the soon to be Kazekage
Gaara: hn
Tara: your cute
Gaara:-blushes- heehee
Tara: im offically your stalker
Shadow: humans and their hormones
Candice's P.O.V
Candice suddenly was awake, staring at a fly. a giant fly which wasc halfway towards feeling her up, until, realizing her hands were tied, head butted the fly -meanwhile busting one if its eyes with a gross 'popping' sound-
Candice: stupid, ogling, buzzing giant mutated fly.
Fly: -buzzing sadly-
Candice looked around the room, but couldnt see Sarah anywhere. Dammit! it must have just been her kidnapped this time.
She couldnt do anything. so she called out desperately in her head.
Candice: -in head- Hebi! Where are you?
Hebi: What do you want, Woman?!
Candice: -growling unnimpressively- You know how i feel about you calling me that.. anyways.. i cant get untied.. can you take over my body?
Hebi: You were kidnapped again!! ugh i swear lady, one of these days.. hold on..
But nothing happened. hebi was still in her head, and she was still tied.
Candice: Hebi!
Hebi: I can't do anything.. theres something wrong. something is blocking my control but i dont know what.
Candice: Dammit.
Suddenly, a baboon looking dude walked in and took hold of candice, keeping her hands and arms tied.. but carrying her into another room with test tubes everywhere. Candice began to panic and as she felt hebi trying pointlessly to break through whatever barrier was there, she as well felt a sinking feeling in the back of her mind.. a blackness climbing over her and taking over.. and everthing for the second time in one day, went dark.
with sesshy,inuyasha,gaara,naruto, itachi and tara..
Tara: They're not here! ive looked almost everywhere.
Inuyasha: My candice is gone!
everyone stared at him.
Inuyasha: i mean.. er.. um..
Itachi: We''ll just have to keep looking.
See, itachi looked calm, but his voice was really high pitched and strained, so you knew he was freaking the eff out that sarah was missing..
with peter-
peter:-looking around stupidly after an hour- where'd she go??
--
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Chapter 13- Day of boredom
Sarah's p.o.v
Currently Sarah had been laying in her bed she had been for 6 hours now staring at the wall.
Ryuu had been abnormally queit and Fang had went out to hunt after all a Wolf the size of a gypsy vanner horse couldnt survive off of raman for the rest of its life.
Sarah: There are nine thousand small kunai holes in my wall
Naruto barged into the room
Naruto: get out of this house
and he picked her up and threw her out her bedroom window, to lazy to catch herself she landed on her back on the ground outside of her window.
Naruto: and dont come back until you get some exceersice you fatass
Sarah: i dont have an ass you butt muncher
Naruto: whatever
and with that he slammed and locked her bedroom window shut.
Sarah: i just got kicked out of my own house
Three hours later Sarah had still yet to move from her fallen position on the ground outside her window.
Sarah: there are too many clouds for me to count
it had seemed to be one of those lazy days.
Sarah: i'm hungry
Fang had yet to come back
With Fang
The giant black wolf sat infront of the white female wolf
Fang: soooo hot
Wolf cocks his head
Fang: Damn your just a plain old wolf
The wolf walks away.
Fang: stuck up
Back with Sarah whom had yet to move
Sarah: i think im paralyzed with lazyness.
Sesshomaru happened to walk by at that time.
Sarah: HALT!!!!
Sesshomaru fell flat on his face
Sarah:-blinks- is that another cool trick you guys can dooo
Sesshomaru: owww
Sarah:sooooo what you doing.
Sesshomaru: sitting face first in the ground
Sarah: wanna go out for dinner
Sesshomaru: like a date
Sarah: sure whateva
Sesshomaru: okay
and before Sarah can blink Sesshomaru had swept her off her feet and dragged her to some random resturant.
Candice's P.O.V
Now that they had completed their mission, there wasn't all that much to do. She hadnt heard from sarah all day- and Inuyasha was being Inuyasha. Sitting in the tree above her that she was leaning against. Why he was so quiet, she didnt know.. maybe he was thinking about something amazing, some big plan to do something well- amazing... but who knew?
-Inside Inuyasha's head-
gah.. -drooling- i need a bath-
sniffles.
back to candice.
Looking at Wynter, Candice decided it was time to do something other than randomly sit there and think about what Inuyasha MAY or may NOT be thinking about. She got up and Inuyasha looked down at her.
Inuyasha: Where are you going ?
While he spoke, candice noticed a dab of wetness on the corner of his mouth. Is that drool?!
Candice: I dunno. Im bored and i wanna do something so imma go find Sarah.
Inuyasha: Okaay.. I'll come.
Candice: Fine if you want.
Wynter: -whispering- he follows you around as if he were ACTUALLY a lost puppy.
Candice: -whispers back- I know!
Inuyasha: What was that?
Wynter & Candice: Q.Q NOTHING!!
--
When Candice,Wynter and Inuyasha got to Naruto and Sarah's place, They discovered that Sarah had gone somewhere with Sesshomaru. Now she had absolutely nothing to do. She looked around and tried to find something to do, and then decided she would just try and control the wind, like she was suppose to.
She flopped onto the ground and moved her hands around in circle format, feeling stupid. how did this even work?
Inuyasha: You look ridiculous.
Candice: Shut up, Inuyasha.
Wynter: You'll get it.
Candice after a half hour of looking stupid and trying to summon up the wind, she flopped forward onto her stomach with her hands flat against the ground in front of her. Then out of nowhere, Something grabbed her hands.
??: Oh. My. God. You Have amazing nails!
Candice looked up at the fat guy holding her hands. what the---
Peter: They're FAAABULOUS!
Currently Sarah had been laying in her bed she had been for 6 hours now staring at the wall.
Ryuu had been abnormally queit and Fang had went out to hunt after all a Wolf the size of a gypsy vanner horse couldnt survive off of raman for the rest of its life.
Sarah: There are nine thousand small kunai holes in my wall
Naruto barged into the room
Naruto: get out of this house
and he picked her up and threw her out her bedroom window, to lazy to catch herself she landed on her back on the ground outside of her window.
Naruto: and dont come back until you get some exceersice you fatass
Sarah: i dont have an ass you butt muncher
Naruto: whatever
and with that he slammed and locked her bedroom window shut.
Sarah: i just got kicked out of my own house
Three hours later Sarah had still yet to move from her fallen position on the ground outside her window.
Sarah: there are too many clouds for me to count
it had seemed to be one of those lazy days.
Sarah: i'm hungry
Fang had yet to come back
With Fang
The giant black wolf sat infront of the white female wolf
Fang: soooo hot
Wolf cocks his head
Fang: Damn your just a plain old wolf
The wolf walks away.
Fang: stuck up
Back with Sarah whom had yet to move
Sarah: i think im paralyzed with lazyness.
Sesshomaru happened to walk by at that time.
Sarah: HALT!!!!
Sesshomaru fell flat on his face
Sarah:-blinks- is that another cool trick you guys can dooo
Sesshomaru: owww
Sarah:sooooo what you doing.
Sesshomaru: sitting face first in the ground
Sarah: wanna go out for dinner
Sesshomaru: like a date
Sarah: sure whateva
Sesshomaru: okay
and before Sarah can blink Sesshomaru had swept her off her feet and dragged her to some random resturant.
Candice's P.O.V
Now that they had completed their mission, there wasn't all that much to do. She hadnt heard from sarah all day- and Inuyasha was being Inuyasha. Sitting in the tree above her that she was leaning against. Why he was so quiet, she didnt know.. maybe he was thinking about something amazing, some big plan to do something well- amazing... but who knew?
-Inside Inuyasha's head-
gah.. -drooling- i need a bath-
sniffles.
back to candice.
Looking at Wynter, Candice decided it was time to do something other than randomly sit there and think about what Inuyasha MAY or may NOT be thinking about. She got up and Inuyasha looked down at her.
Inuyasha: Where are you going ?
While he spoke, candice noticed a dab of wetness on the corner of his mouth. Is that drool?!
Candice: I dunno. Im bored and i wanna do something so imma go find Sarah.
Inuyasha: Okaay.. I'll come.
Candice: Fine if you want.
Wynter: -whispering- he follows you around as if he were ACTUALLY a lost puppy.
Candice: -whispers back- I know!
Inuyasha: What was that?
Wynter & Candice: Q.Q NOTHING!!
--
When Candice,Wynter and Inuyasha got to Naruto and Sarah's place, They discovered that Sarah had gone somewhere with Sesshomaru. Now she had absolutely nothing to do. She looked around and tried to find something to do, and then decided she would just try and control the wind, like she was suppose to.
She flopped onto the ground and moved her hands around in circle format, feeling stupid. how did this even work?
Inuyasha: You look ridiculous.
Candice: Shut up, Inuyasha.
Wynter: You'll get it.
Candice after a half hour of looking stupid and trying to summon up the wind, she flopped forward onto her stomach with her hands flat against the ground in front of her. Then out of nowhere, Something grabbed her hands.
??: Oh. My. God. You Have amazing nails!
Candice looked up at the fat guy holding her hands. what the---
Peter: They're FAAABULOUS!
Chapter 12- Giant Yellow Chicken
Sarah's p.o.v
Later after thrity minutes of walkng they made it back to the leave village, i mean youd think it would take longer but apperently all of the element places where sourrounding the leave village so instead of the really long time they took complete there mission they could have done it faster.
now Sarah and Inuyasha where sitting in the park by themselves Sarah was just staring at her hand seeing if it would spontausly combust at any second Inuyasha just sat and stared at her.
Sarah: would you stop staring at me
Inuyasha: no
Sarah: stop staring at me
Inuyasha: no
Sarah: STOP STARING AT ME!
Inuyasha: NO!!
Sarah glared and watched as inuyasha's hair lit on fire.
Meanwhile with Naruto and Candice
Candice: Food glorious food
Naruto: RAMAN!!!!!!!
With Sesshomaru and Gaara
Sesshomaru: hn
Gaara: hn
Sesshomaru nods
Gaara: hm
Sesshomaru:hn?
Gaara shrugs
with Sami and Sasuke
for some reason Sasuke was tied to a chair with billions of tiny ice needles hovering around him, Blizzard lay on his bed passed out with a stuffed bird in his mouth.
Sami: sooo your gonna forget about Sarah... right?
Sasuke:-glares- no
the ice needles dig into Sasukes skin making him scream like a girl.
With Kakashi and Tara
Kakashi: why are you with me again
Tara: i dunno
Shadow: where bored
Kakashi: and i fit into your entertanment howw
Tara: i dunno
Shadow: should we do it now
Kakashi looked at them confused, as Tara nodded and Shadow stole the small orange book of porn from him and they both ran with a crying Kakashi running after them
With Kisame and Itachi
Kisame: so we're back to step 1 in the kidnap Sarah and make her your plan
Itachi: it would seem so
Kisame: so whats your plan
Itachi: i dunno i think ill wait
Kisame: thats it
Itachi: yah
Back with Sarah and Inuyasha
Sarah: sit
Inuyasha falls to the ground
Sarah: sit
Inuyasha fall further into the ground
Sarah:si-
A giant fly picked her up and carried her away before she could finish her sentence... or word.
With Candice and Naruto
Candice: man that hit the spot
Naruto: your telling me
All of the sudden a giant fly picked Candice up bridly style and flew off with her, leaving Naruto to stare at the spot she was in blankly.
Candice's p.o.v
Naruto sat there staring in bewilderment. Had that been a giant fly? If so, he should probably tell someone.. finally after a few minutes, he hopped up and ran out of the room searching for someone to tell about this.
meanwhile, with candice..
Candice: so- We are once again, tied up in yet another secret hiding place, because of a giant fly?
Sarah: It would appear so...
??: FINAllY, WE CAN EXPERIMENT ON THE FIRE GIRL.
???: Yes Orichimaru, this time they were definitely not followed.
Orochimaru: Good, good. Now we may proceed to- wait, them?
???: Yes- the fly seems to have brought the red head once again.
Orochimaru: Remind me to kill that stupid insect.
Candice: I swear, I still know that voice.
Orochimaru: NO YOU DONT!
and suddenly candice was unconscience.
-inside candice's head-
Hebi: You have GOT to learn to keep your mouth shut, girl! Im gonna have to take over your body or you're going to be given away to that giant fly.
Candice: huh? NO NO NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OVER MY BODY! ITS ENOUGH THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL THESE YEARS!
Hebi:-glares- fine if you wanna mate with a giant fly.
Hebi began slithering away, but candice stopped him.
Candice: FINE!
Before she felt him take over though, She saw the fat guy Peter randomly float by her in a spinning like motion.
HOW WAS HE IN HER MIND!?
And then Hebi took over.
-
back outside candice's head.
Sarah looked over at candice.. only candice was no longer there.. in her place was a giant white snake..
Sarah: -screaming- SNAKE OMG OMG MOTHER EFFER ITS A GIANT SNAKE!!!!!
She cowered as much as she could beneath the ropes.
but the snake didnt even look at her. it slithered its way out of the ropes and quietly made its way over to orochimaru (how he hadnt heard sarah screaming was a mystery) then it striked orochimaru, pretty much, bit off his head.
The other dude there, naraku stared in horror and ran away. the snake then went back to sarah, who was nearly in tears now, and striked- but not her, it was the ropes he bit, and the ropes came falling off.
Sarah: -screams, then faints-
-
Inuyasha ran into the creepy building he followed candice's scent to. THIS time he would be the one to save her. He barged through a door.
Inuyasha: CANDICE!? ARE YOU HERE??
Seshomaru: SARAH??
Inuyasha ran through the small cottage looking for candice, and went through a door running straight into a giant white snake. he looked up in horror.
Inuyasha: ITS A SNAKE!
Suddenly the lynx appeared out of nowhere.
Wynter: Its Candice.
Inuyasha broke down this time.
Inuyasha: SHES A SNAKE? MY POOR POOR CANDICE! ITS ALL MY FAULT! IF I HAD BEEN THERE THEN- SHE WOULD STILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND- SHE SMELLS LIKE A SWAMP AND NOW-
Inuyasha was slapped by a now conscience Sarah.
Sarah: she'll be back, calm down you big baby.
And suddenly in place of the giant snake was a still unconscience Candice.
Suddenly out of nowhere a window bashed in and in came rolling a giant yellow chicken ontop of a fat Peter, punching and rolling around on the floor. blood stains everywhere. They were grunting and now peter was on top of the chicken and then they all heard one say something about a bad coupon. Inuyasha picked up candice and then they all ran out of the cottage as fast as they could back to the leave village.
Later after thrity minutes of walkng they made it back to the leave village, i mean youd think it would take longer but apperently all of the element places where sourrounding the leave village so instead of the really long time they took complete there mission they could have done it faster.
now Sarah and Inuyasha where sitting in the park by themselves Sarah was just staring at her hand seeing if it would spontausly combust at any second Inuyasha just sat and stared at her.
Sarah: would you stop staring at me
Inuyasha: no
Sarah: stop staring at me
Inuyasha: no
Sarah: STOP STARING AT ME!
Inuyasha: NO!!
Sarah glared and watched as inuyasha's hair lit on fire.
Meanwhile with Naruto and Candice
Candice: Food glorious food
Naruto: RAMAN!!!!!!!
With Sesshomaru and Gaara
Sesshomaru: hn
Gaara: hn
Sesshomaru nods
Gaara: hm
Sesshomaru:hn?
Gaara shrugs
with Sami and Sasuke
for some reason Sasuke was tied to a chair with billions of tiny ice needles hovering around him, Blizzard lay on his bed passed out with a stuffed bird in his mouth.
Sami: sooo your gonna forget about Sarah... right?
Sasuke:-glares- no
the ice needles dig into Sasukes skin making him scream like a girl.
With Kakashi and Tara
Kakashi: why are you with me again
Tara: i dunno
Shadow: where bored
Kakashi: and i fit into your entertanment howw
Tara: i dunno
Shadow: should we do it now
Kakashi looked at them confused, as Tara nodded and Shadow stole the small orange book of porn from him and they both ran with a crying Kakashi running after them
With Kisame and Itachi
Kisame: so we're back to step 1 in the kidnap Sarah and make her your plan
Itachi: it would seem so
Kisame: so whats your plan
Itachi: i dunno i think ill wait
Kisame: thats it
Itachi: yah
Back with Sarah and Inuyasha
Sarah: sit
Inuyasha falls to the ground
Sarah: sit
Inuyasha fall further into the ground
Sarah:si-
A giant fly picked her up and carried her away before she could finish her sentence... or word.
With Candice and Naruto
Candice: man that hit the spot
Naruto: your telling me
All of the sudden a giant fly picked Candice up bridly style and flew off with her, leaving Naruto to stare at the spot she was in blankly.
Candice's p.o.v
Naruto sat there staring in bewilderment. Had that been a giant fly? If so, he should probably tell someone.. finally after a few minutes, he hopped up and ran out of the room searching for someone to tell about this.
meanwhile, with candice..
Candice: so- We are once again, tied up in yet another secret hiding place, because of a giant fly?
Sarah: It would appear so...
??: FINAllY, WE CAN EXPERIMENT ON THE FIRE GIRL.
???: Yes Orichimaru, this time they were definitely not followed.
Orochimaru: Good, good. Now we may proceed to- wait, them?
???: Yes- the fly seems to have brought the red head once again.
Orochimaru: Remind me to kill that stupid insect.
Candice: I swear, I still know that voice.
Orochimaru: NO YOU DONT!
and suddenly candice was unconscience.
-inside candice's head-
Hebi: You have GOT to learn to keep your mouth shut, girl! Im gonna have to take over your body or you're going to be given away to that giant fly.
Candice: huh? NO NO NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OVER MY BODY! ITS ENOUGH THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL THESE YEARS!
Hebi:-glares- fine if you wanna mate with a giant fly.
Hebi began slithering away, but candice stopped him.
Candice: FINE!
Before she felt him take over though, She saw the fat guy Peter randomly float by her in a spinning like motion.
HOW WAS HE IN HER MIND!?
And then Hebi took over.
-
back outside candice's head.
Sarah looked over at candice.. only candice was no longer there.. in her place was a giant white snake..
Sarah: -screaming- SNAKE OMG OMG MOTHER EFFER ITS A GIANT SNAKE!!!!!
She cowered as much as she could beneath the ropes.
but the snake didnt even look at her. it slithered its way out of the ropes and quietly made its way over to orochimaru (how he hadnt heard sarah screaming was a mystery) then it striked orochimaru, pretty much, bit off his head.
The other dude there, naraku stared in horror and ran away. the snake then went back to sarah, who was nearly in tears now, and striked- but not her, it was the ropes he bit, and the ropes came falling off.
Sarah: -screams, then faints-
-
Inuyasha ran into the creepy building he followed candice's scent to. THIS time he would be the one to save her. He barged through a door.
Inuyasha: CANDICE!? ARE YOU HERE??
Seshomaru: SARAH??
Inuyasha ran through the small cottage looking for candice, and went through a door running straight into a giant white snake. he looked up in horror.
Inuyasha: ITS A SNAKE!
Suddenly the lynx appeared out of nowhere.
Wynter: Its Candice.
Inuyasha broke down this time.
Inuyasha: SHES A SNAKE? MY POOR POOR CANDICE! ITS ALL MY FAULT! IF I HAD BEEN THERE THEN- SHE WOULD STILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND- SHE SMELLS LIKE A SWAMP AND NOW-
Inuyasha was slapped by a now conscience Sarah.
Sarah: she'll be back, calm down you big baby.
And suddenly in place of the giant snake was a still unconscience Candice.
Suddenly out of nowhere a window bashed in and in came rolling a giant yellow chicken ontop of a fat Peter, punching and rolling around on the floor. blood stains everywhere. They were grunting and now peter was on top of the chicken and then they all heard one say something about a bad coupon. Inuyasha picked up candice and then they all ran out of the cottage as fast as they could back to the leave village.
Chapter 11- Sushi and Diarrhea
Sarah's p.o.v
Sarah: -munches on a cookie- Sooooooo your really biggg
Sesshomaru:-scoffs- i'm bigger when im in my demon form
Sarah: yes but your not this big and fluffy all the time
Fang: are they talking about me
Sasuke:-glares- yes
Sarah:-hugs fangs neck- He's so big and fluffy and big and is that a giant balloon in the distance?
Gaara: she gets distracted easily
Candice: yah thats a giant Balloon
Naruto: FINALLY I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND GET SOME RAMAN.
Sarah: i wonder what happens there
Meanwhile with Itachi and Kisame.
Kisame: i thought you said she was on her way
Itachi:-blinks- She was.
Kisame: well maybe she didnt make it here
Itachi: what do you mean
Kisame: did you see the size of that giant wolf that was walking around... maybe it ate her
Itachi: O.O OMG!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
And just like that Itachi had dragged Kisame out of the cave in the Mountain of Fire and made his way to the Forest just below it following the small path of foot prints that lead away from the mountain.
In the Leave Village
Sami: heehee Sasuke's boxers
Blizzard: why do we have to be here again
Sami: because Itachi has ordered us to Assasinate Sasuke for having a crush on Sarah.
Blizzard: but when do we ever take orders from people.
Sami: true, lets just get Sasuke to stop liking Sarah she's MINE anyway.
Blizzard: you guys are weird
In The Sand Village.
Tara: What do you mean your Kazekage isnt here
Kankuro: Our father died and my brother the one the council wants to make Kazekage is away on a mission for some weird reason.
Tara: well whats his mission
Kankuro: something about elements and a war and spiral masks
Tara: uh huh well im gonna stay here until he gets back
Shadow: heehehe its like a giant litter box.
Back with the gang
Sarah: Well how the hell do we get up there
See they had made it to the Balloon of Air but they had not execpt the balloon to be in the air. Really high in the air. realllllllly high in the air like 50 stories high in the air.
Ryuu: what did you expect its a BALLOON.
Sarah: shut up Ryuu nobody asked you.
Soo the question was how did they get up there...and then a little light bulb flashed above Sarah's head causing quit a few looks to be directed at her.
Sarah: Heyy Candice when Sesshy gets mad he turns into a giant dog right?
Candice: uh huh and when he's that giant dog he can fly and do a whole bunch of cool stuff
Sarah: HEYYY SASUKE!
Everyone looked at her and Sasuke and all there jaws dropped when she kissed him well except Sasuke who was too busy dying of happiness and Sesshomaru whom was busy turning into a giant dog.
Sarah: Vola! our way up tp the Balloon.
Sasuke ran for his life while everyone climbed onto Sesshomaru and he flew off to the Balloon.
Candice's P.O.V
They flew up towards the air balloon, and saw absolutely no one around. Inuyasha was ducking in fear of being jumped on again, while everyone else looked for the person they could give the last scroll too. Well except Sarah, who was trying desperately to make fire appear in her hand.
Candice: There is no one here!Who are we suppose to give this damn scroll to?!
Inuyasha: I dont know.. There has to be someone somewhere..
Suddenly they all heard a 'swishing' sound from apparently the inside of the air balloon.
Swiiiish. swiiissshhhh. meow.
Candice gasped.
Candice: THERES A CAT IN THERE!
SARAH: KITTY!
Sasuke: -appears out of nowhere- I'll get you a kitty darling!
Sarah: -glares at sasuke- HE'LL GET EATEN BY MY WOLF STUPID!
Sasuke: -cries at being a dissapointment and dissapears again-
Candice: How are we suppose to get to it?!
Suddenly Sesshomaru shifted and slashed the balloon with a claw. The balloon opened and an animal.. a lynx to be exact.. came spiraling out of the balloon.
Candice: -screaming- CATCH HER!!
Seshomaru moved quickly and caught the little lynx on his back, and it fell right into candice's lap. It started purring, and then looked up at candice with eyes too knowlegable for a lynx.
Lynx: Candice- you are the one who controls air.
Candice stared stupidly back at the lynx. She didnt know why it was so hard to believe when the same thing had just happened to Sarah.
Meanwhile with itachi--
Kisame: Well -looks up- theyre up there..
Itachi: We'll just have to wait until they come down I suppose.
Back with Candice--
Sarah waved her hand in front of candice's face.
Sarah: Caandiii. Did you hear her?
Candice was still in shock. Her? Control an element?
Hebi: OPEN THE DAMN SCROLL WOMAN!
Candice finally snapped back to reality. She took the scroll from her jacket and opened it up just as Sesshomaru landed on the ground next to Kisame and Itachi who was randomly there.
Sushi popped around her and she automatically took one and popped it in her mouth.
Kisame: -looks at candice in horror- You're Eating fish....
Candice: -Spits out fish- I FORGOT! IM SORRY!
Kisame just glared at her.
Candice: wait so I can control wind?
Lynx: Yes. ITs your element, like HERS -nods at sarah- is fire.
Sesshomaru: That would explain why when you laughed harder and harder the wind picked up more and more.
Inuyasha: -Glaring evily- Which means its YOUR fault I went flying into the ditch the second time!
Candice shrugged, then picked up the lynx.
Candice: DOES THAT MEAN YOUR MY COMPANION?!
LYnx: yes, I am here to guide and help you through the war.
Candice: -squeels- AWWW! YAY! YOU'RE ADORABLE!
This time is was inuyasha who envied the companion. HE huffed and looked away.
Candice: Can you do any tricks?! Can you sit??
Inuyasha suddenly flew to the ground flat on his butt, quequed on the word 'sit'
Candice glanced at inuyasha, confused and stuck on the ground. Did he just sit? was that sonme kind of reflex from being a dog??
Candice: Did you just-
Inuyasha: DONT SAY IT! MY BUTT HURTS!
Sarah laughed evily. She was definitely planning something.
Candice: -looks back at the cute little lynx- YOU'RE NAME SHALL BE WYNTER!
Then everyone suddenly seemed to realize at the same time- They had finished this part of the mission. They had delivered ALL the scrolls.
??: hehehahahehh..... DIAREEAH!
Everyone looked toward the sound of the voice.. only to see the random stalker fat guy randomly standing in a corner laughing.
Sarah: IS IT ME OR IS FATTY STALKING US??
Everyone: Its not just you.
Sarah: -munches on a cookie- Sooooooo your really biggg
Sesshomaru:-scoffs- i'm bigger when im in my demon form
Sarah: yes but your not this big and fluffy all the time
Fang: are they talking about me
Sasuke:-glares- yes
Sarah:-hugs fangs neck- He's so big and fluffy and big and is that a giant balloon in the distance?
Gaara: she gets distracted easily
Candice: yah thats a giant Balloon
Naruto: FINALLY I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND GET SOME RAMAN.
Sarah: i wonder what happens there
Meanwhile with Itachi and Kisame.
Kisame: i thought you said she was on her way
Itachi:-blinks- She was.
Kisame: well maybe she didnt make it here
Itachi: what do you mean
Kisame: did you see the size of that giant wolf that was walking around... maybe it ate her
Itachi: O.O OMG!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!
And just like that Itachi had dragged Kisame out of the cave in the Mountain of Fire and made his way to the Forest just below it following the small path of foot prints that lead away from the mountain.
In the Leave Village
Sami: heehee Sasuke's boxers
Blizzard: why do we have to be here again
Sami: because Itachi has ordered us to Assasinate Sasuke for having a crush on Sarah.
Blizzard: but when do we ever take orders from people.
Sami: true, lets just get Sasuke to stop liking Sarah she's MINE anyway.
Blizzard: you guys are weird
In The Sand Village.
Tara: What do you mean your Kazekage isnt here
Kankuro: Our father died and my brother the one the council wants to make Kazekage is away on a mission for some weird reason.
Tara: well whats his mission
Kankuro: something about elements and a war and spiral masks
Tara: uh huh well im gonna stay here until he gets back
Shadow: heehehe its like a giant litter box.
Back with the gang
Sarah: Well how the hell do we get up there
See they had made it to the Balloon of Air but they had not execpt the balloon to be in the air. Really high in the air. realllllllly high in the air like 50 stories high in the air.
Ryuu: what did you expect its a BALLOON.
Sarah: shut up Ryuu nobody asked you.
Soo the question was how did they get up there...and then a little light bulb flashed above Sarah's head causing quit a few looks to be directed at her.
Sarah: Heyy Candice when Sesshy gets mad he turns into a giant dog right?
Candice: uh huh and when he's that giant dog he can fly and do a whole bunch of cool stuff
Sarah: HEYYY SASUKE!
Everyone looked at her and Sasuke and all there jaws dropped when she kissed him well except Sasuke who was too busy dying of happiness and Sesshomaru whom was busy turning into a giant dog.
Sarah: Vola! our way up tp the Balloon.
Sasuke ran for his life while everyone climbed onto Sesshomaru and he flew off to the Balloon.
Candice's P.O.V
They flew up towards the air balloon, and saw absolutely no one around. Inuyasha was ducking in fear of being jumped on again, while everyone else looked for the person they could give the last scroll too. Well except Sarah, who was trying desperately to make fire appear in her hand.
Candice: There is no one here!Who are we suppose to give this damn scroll to?!
Inuyasha: I dont know.. There has to be someone somewhere..
Suddenly they all heard a 'swishing' sound from apparently the inside of the air balloon.
Swiiiish. swiiissshhhh. meow.
Candice gasped.
Candice: THERES A CAT IN THERE!
SARAH: KITTY!
Sasuke: -appears out of nowhere- I'll get you a kitty darling!
Sarah: -glares at sasuke- HE'LL GET EATEN BY MY WOLF STUPID!
Sasuke: -cries at being a dissapointment and dissapears again-
Candice: How are we suppose to get to it?!
Suddenly Sesshomaru shifted and slashed the balloon with a claw. The balloon opened and an animal.. a lynx to be exact.. came spiraling out of the balloon.
Candice: -screaming- CATCH HER!!
Seshomaru moved quickly and caught the little lynx on his back, and it fell right into candice's lap. It started purring, and then looked up at candice with eyes too knowlegable for a lynx.
Lynx: Candice- you are the one who controls air.
Candice stared stupidly back at the lynx. She didnt know why it was so hard to believe when the same thing had just happened to Sarah.
Meanwhile with itachi--
Kisame: Well -looks up- theyre up there..
Itachi: We'll just have to wait until they come down I suppose.
Back with Candice--
Sarah waved her hand in front of candice's face.
Sarah: Caandiii. Did you hear her?
Candice was still in shock. Her? Control an element?
Hebi: OPEN THE DAMN SCROLL WOMAN!
Candice finally snapped back to reality. She took the scroll from her jacket and opened it up just as Sesshomaru landed on the ground next to Kisame and Itachi who was randomly there.
Sushi popped around her and she automatically took one and popped it in her mouth.
Kisame: -looks at candice in horror- You're Eating fish....
Candice: -Spits out fish- I FORGOT! IM SORRY!
Kisame just glared at her.
Candice: wait so I can control wind?
Lynx: Yes. ITs your element, like HERS -nods at sarah- is fire.
Sesshomaru: That would explain why when you laughed harder and harder the wind picked up more and more.
Inuyasha: -Glaring evily- Which means its YOUR fault I went flying into the ditch the second time!
Candice shrugged, then picked up the lynx.
Candice: DOES THAT MEAN YOUR MY COMPANION?!
LYnx: yes, I am here to guide and help you through the war.
Candice: -squeels- AWWW! YAY! YOU'RE ADORABLE!
This time is was inuyasha who envied the companion. HE huffed and looked away.
Candice: Can you do any tricks?! Can you sit??
Inuyasha suddenly flew to the ground flat on his butt, quequed on the word 'sit'
Candice glanced at inuyasha, confused and stuck on the ground. Did he just sit? was that sonme kind of reflex from being a dog??
Candice: Did you just-
Inuyasha: DONT SAY IT! MY BUTT HURTS!
Sarah laughed evily. She was definitely planning something.
Candice: -looks back at the cute little lynx- YOU'RE NAME SHALL BE WYNTER!
Then everyone suddenly seemed to realize at the same time- They had finished this part of the mission. They had delivered ALL the scrolls.
??: hehehahahehh..... DIAREEAH!
Everyone looked toward the sound of the voice.. only to see the random stalker fat guy randomly standing in a corner laughing.
Sarah: IS IT ME OR IS FATTY STALKING US??
Everyone: Its not just you.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Chapter 10 - A companion
sarahs p.o.v
For some reason Sarah continued to stay on Sesshomaru's head, Sarah didnt think he minded though he looked kind of smug anyway. she was to busy talking to Ryuu to think about him.
Sarah: and then fatty he came out of no where looking for coffee cups and he said his name was peter but i didnt care because i like calling him fatty i mean i could call him ball face but i think that to mean and then after he go his coffee cup he disapeared and i was going to start talking to you when you didnt answer i knew something was wrong so i did what any normal crazy person would do i sat there and cried and cried and cried and then a bright light appeared and i was drowning and then you where back...
Ryuu:-sighs- its good to be home
Gaara: Sooo we should head to the Forest of Fire to get to the Mountain of Fire.
Candice: sure thing Panda.
Gaara glared
Sarah: okay... Sesshomaru... mush
and the group of very weird people began there journey to the fire element. Sasuke mumbiling about how Sarah wasnt holding his hand, Naruto rambiling about killing perverted monks for almost killing his sister, Candice yelling at Inuyasha Sesshomaru and Gaara just stayed quiet and Sarah had Fallen asleep on Sesshomaru's head.
Meanwhile far far away in a cave
Kami: Okay gang we have to help Sarah in this war
Bob: no matter what
Kami: Well unless we start dying off
Bob: then we can run for our lives
A whole bunch of animals randomly start cheering.
With Itachi and Kisame
They stared blankly at the spot where the group had been.
Kisame: did they just ditch us
Itachi: yup
Kisame: dosnt this upset you
Itachi: no because she will be mine
Kisame: uh huh you so tottally dont sound like a stalker
Itachi: lets meet them at the mountain
and with that said they disapeared in a swirl of water.
Back at the leave Village
Kakashi: So we have four elements on our side
Sami: we know
Tara: what is there to do here
Kakashi: i dunno do what you want
Sami: i'm going to randomly raid the Uchiha compound
Tara: im going to the Sand village for a bit
Kakashi:-giggles- i'm just gonna read-starts reading icha icha paradise-
Back with the gang
Sarah: I'M HUNGRYYY!!!!
Sesshomaru: i'll go catch you something
Sarah blinked when a rabbit apeared infront of her
Sarah: OMG YOU KILLED KAMI YOU BASTARD
Candice: thats not kami
Sarah: oh
Sesshomaru: eat it
Sarah: um i only eat cooked meat
Sesshomaru: oh -skins the poor bunny cleans it then starts cooking it-
Sarah: yummy fooodd
Candice: well finally we get to eat something
Ryuu:-singing- im singing in the rain well sarahs head but who cares
Sarah: its raining in my head
Candice's P.O.V
After eating the rabbit -which candice felt terrible for doing, but man it tasted real good!- they began to get up and walk again (if you noticed, nobody has slept yet- apparently they can walk and walk forever) anyways, Suddenly Candice stopped suddenly, and since everyone for some reason was in a line walking along behind her, it caused a chain reaction making everyonebehind her collide with her, then fall backwards and everyone fell like dominos. except candice, who was screeching in delight.
Candice: Oh my god!
Inuyasha: What? what is it?!?
inuyasha looked as though he were ready to kill whoever was making candice scream like that.
Candice:ITS A CROSSWORD PUZZLE BOOK!
Everyone breathed out heavily, annoyed at having fallen because of a stupid book.
Candice bent to pick it up, while Miroku stared at her butt openly. Inuyasha punched him on the head hard.
Miroku: @_@
why there was a crossword puzzle book in the middle of nowhere, well nobody really knew. but it was there.
Candice: I haven't seen one of these since i got dragged away from my house by Inuyasha and Sesshy!
...
An hour later, candice was still talking about the crossword puzzle book and yet she still hadnt opened it.
Candice: -and you have to connect the words so it makes sense, and you have to follow the clues in order to MAKE any word and-
Gaara: you already said that.
Candice: oh, did I?
Gaara nodded.
Candice flushed and then stopped walking when sarah gasped.
Sarah: WERE HERE! WERE HERE! YAY WE GET TO SEE THE FIRE!
Candice: I see it. well lets get going!
suddenly out of nowehere something hopped on top of sarah, knocking her backward onto her back.
Sesshomaru went to attack the animal when sarah screamed.
Sarah: NO!!! DONT ATTACK MY BABY!!!!
Everyone: You're... baby??
Sarah: Not literally! but its a wolfie!
Wolf: I am Sarahs companion. I am here to help her in the war.
Sarah screeched giddily.
Sarah: YOU'RE SO CUUTEE!!!!!!!!!!!
she grabbed the wolf and cuddled it happily.
Candice: aww, he IS cute..
Sasuke stared at the wolf, envying it. -but but shes mine T.T-
Gaara: we really should keep going.
Wolf: Before we do- Sarah, I must tell you before we continue- you are the fire element. It is you who must accept the scroll.
Sarah: -blinks- ME?
wolf: Yes. You control Fire.
Sarah: YAY! Candice, hand me the scroll!!
Candice handed her the scroll and a million cookies appeared out of nowehere.
Sasuke: hehe. shes powerful.. she shall be mine!
everyone looks awkwardly at sasuke.
Sasuke: I mean.. uh.. -faints-
and with that, sarah hopped on her wolf, and gaara dragged along sasuke as they made their way to the next place they had to go. The balloon of air.
For some reason Sarah continued to stay on Sesshomaru's head, Sarah didnt think he minded though he looked kind of smug anyway. she was to busy talking to Ryuu to think about him.
Sarah: and then fatty he came out of no where looking for coffee cups and he said his name was peter but i didnt care because i like calling him fatty i mean i could call him ball face but i think that to mean and then after he go his coffee cup he disapeared and i was going to start talking to you when you didnt answer i knew something was wrong so i did what any normal crazy person would do i sat there and cried and cried and cried and then a bright light appeared and i was drowning and then you where back...
Ryuu:-sighs- its good to be home
Gaara: Sooo we should head to the Forest of Fire to get to the Mountain of Fire.
Candice: sure thing Panda.
Gaara glared
Sarah: okay... Sesshomaru... mush
and the group of very weird people began there journey to the fire element. Sasuke mumbiling about how Sarah wasnt holding his hand, Naruto rambiling about killing perverted monks for almost killing his sister, Candice yelling at Inuyasha Sesshomaru and Gaara just stayed quiet and Sarah had Fallen asleep on Sesshomaru's head.
Meanwhile far far away in a cave
Kami: Okay gang we have to help Sarah in this war
Bob: no matter what
Kami: Well unless we start dying off
Bob: then we can run for our lives
A whole bunch of animals randomly start cheering.
With Itachi and Kisame
They stared blankly at the spot where the group had been.
Kisame: did they just ditch us
Itachi: yup
Kisame: dosnt this upset you
Itachi: no because she will be mine
Kisame: uh huh you so tottally dont sound like a stalker
Itachi: lets meet them at the mountain
and with that said they disapeared in a swirl of water.
Back at the leave Village
Kakashi: So we have four elements on our side
Sami: we know
Tara: what is there to do here
Kakashi: i dunno do what you want
Sami: i'm going to randomly raid the Uchiha compound
Tara: im going to the Sand village for a bit
Kakashi:-giggles- i'm just gonna read-starts reading icha icha paradise-
Back with the gang
Sarah: I'M HUNGRYYY!!!!
Sesshomaru: i'll go catch you something
Sarah blinked when a rabbit apeared infront of her
Sarah: OMG YOU KILLED KAMI YOU BASTARD
Candice: thats not kami
Sarah: oh
Sesshomaru: eat it
Sarah: um i only eat cooked meat
Sesshomaru: oh -skins the poor bunny cleans it then starts cooking it-
Sarah: yummy fooodd
Candice: well finally we get to eat something
Ryuu:-singing- im singing in the rain well sarahs head but who cares
Sarah: its raining in my head
Candice's P.O.V
After eating the rabbit -which candice felt terrible for doing, but man it tasted real good!- they began to get up and walk again (if you noticed, nobody has slept yet- apparently they can walk and walk forever) anyways, Suddenly Candice stopped suddenly, and since everyone for some reason was in a line walking along behind her, it caused a chain reaction making everyonebehind her collide with her, then fall backwards and everyone fell like dominos. except candice, who was screeching in delight.
Candice: Oh my god!
Inuyasha: What? what is it?!?
inuyasha looked as though he were ready to kill whoever was making candice scream like that.
Candice:ITS A CROSSWORD PUZZLE BOOK!
Everyone breathed out heavily, annoyed at having fallen because of a stupid book.
Candice bent to pick it up, while Miroku stared at her butt openly. Inuyasha punched him on the head hard.
Miroku: @_@
why there was a crossword puzzle book in the middle of nowhere, well nobody really knew. but it was there.
Candice: I haven't seen one of these since i got dragged away from my house by Inuyasha and Sesshy!
...
An hour later, candice was still talking about the crossword puzzle book and yet she still hadnt opened it.
Candice: -and you have to connect the words so it makes sense, and you have to follow the clues in order to MAKE any word and-
Gaara: you already said that.
Candice: oh, did I?
Gaara nodded.
Candice flushed and then stopped walking when sarah gasped.
Sarah: WERE HERE! WERE HERE! YAY WE GET TO SEE THE FIRE!
Candice: I see it. well lets get going!
suddenly out of nowehere something hopped on top of sarah, knocking her backward onto her back.
Sesshomaru went to attack the animal when sarah screamed.
Sarah: NO!!! DONT ATTACK MY BABY!!!!
Everyone: You're... baby??
Sarah: Not literally! but its a wolfie!
Wolf: I am Sarahs companion. I am here to help her in the war.
Sarah screeched giddily.
Sarah: YOU'RE SO CUUTEE!!!!!!!!!!!
she grabbed the wolf and cuddled it happily.
Candice: aww, he IS cute..
Sasuke stared at the wolf, envying it. -but but shes mine T.T-
Gaara: we really should keep going.
Wolf: Before we do- Sarah, I must tell you before we continue- you are the fire element. It is you who must accept the scroll.
Sarah: -blinks- ME?
wolf: Yes. You control Fire.
Sarah: YAY! Candice, hand me the scroll!!
Candice handed her the scroll and a million cookies appeared out of nowehere.
Sasuke: hehe. shes powerful.. she shall be mine!
everyone looks awkwardly at sasuke.
Sasuke: I mean.. uh.. -faints-
and with that, sarah hopped on her wolf, and gaara dragged along sasuke as they made their way to the next place they had to go. The balloon of air.
Chapter 9 - Trip to the vortex
Sarah's p.o.v
sooo after a very loooooonnnnng walk Sarah had finally had enough.
Sarah: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE... WHERE THE HELL IS THE STUPID OCEAN OF WATER!!!!!
Candice: i dunno we should come across it soon
Gaara:-holding a map- acorrding to this map we are an hour away from the ocean of water.
Sarah: you have a map
Gaara nods
Sasuke: and you couldnt have told us earlier.
Sarah: okay lets go.
As they where walking Candice and Sarah stayed in the back unaware that there was someone following them.
Sarah: do you feel like we are being followed
Candice; i think its that fly
???: heehee
and then it happened Sarah and Candice turned around and punched the culprit in the face.
Sesshomaru: what happened now
Sarah: HE TOUCHED OUR BUTT
Sasuke: WHAT!?!
Sarah: yah he put his hand right here -takes Sasukes hand on her butt-
Sasuke: -blushes- im touching her butt...-fangirlish scream-
Sesshomaru: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
???: WAIT!!!!!!
Candice stops the would be victim
???: My name is miroku
Sarah: and im your death
Miroku: i can help you
Sarah: with what
Candice: yah you dont look that special
Miroku: with this -pulls fabric off hand- WIND TUNNEL!
Sarah:-gets sucked in- weeeeeeeeee
Candice: you killed her!
Meanwhile with Sarah
The random fat dude was floating in the vortex of many colours with her, the colours of green, purple, yellow, black and orange swirled together making it look like they where on speed.
Sarah: dude what does Miroku eat
Fatty: where are those coffee cups.
Sarah:-points to a randon table full of coffee cups- There fatty
Fatty: My name's peter
Sarah: Who cares
Peter disapears through a random door after he grabs a coffee cup.
Sarah: Ryuu where are we
Its all silence
Sarah: Ryuu? RYUU!! RYUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile out of the weird vortex thingy
Candice: is it just me or is that a giant black dragon coming towards us
Inuyasha: no thats not just you
The dragon landed infront of them and glared at Miruko
Dragon: YOU SUCKED IN MY HOST!! YOU... MY HOST... SHE'S GONE... SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE!!
Seshomaru: Host?
Sasuke: Gone?
Dragon: IT IS I RYUU! MY HOST IS SARAH! AND SHE'S GONE!
Sasuke: what do you mean gone?
Ryuu: as in she's not in my head im out of her body and in order for me to be out of her body means she has to be dead!
Naruto: Dead?-he fainted-
Sasuke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-faints-
Back in the Vortex
Sarah:-in fetal position- its so quite i can hear everything Ryuu... why did you leave me?
Outside.
Miroku: No we can get her out we just have to get the Water elemental to get her out
Candice: so we have to go to the Ocean of water
Miroku: yes
Ryuu: this better be true boy... or I the great Dragon of darkness will devour your soul.
And so candice and her gang started to run to the Ocean
Meanwhile at the Mountain
Kisame: we have to go
Itachi: where?
Kisame: just shut up and listen to me for once
Itachi: O.O okay we'll go
and so they ran in a random direction.
Candices p.o.v
They were running as fast as they could. They needed to get sarah back. stupid pervert, just HAD to touch their butts. She glared at Miroku.
Candice: How close are we, gaara?
Gaara: You didnt call me panda boy?
Candice: When have i ever called you panda boy?
Gaara glared.
Candice: oh who cares! how much further?!
Gaara looked at the map.
Gaara: Actually- we're here.
Candice looked around, and then realized suddenly she had still been running while gaara checked the map. everyone else had stopped and she- of course she- had run right off the cliff and was now standing on thin air, looking down at a dark, sinister ocean. Again, The law of physics was a tad late, and gravity finally kicked in. haha just like the cartoons! she thought wildy as she fell.
She looked to her right as she was falling and saw the coyote from the road runner falling as he held a white surrender flag above his head. what the fu-
SPLASH! She fell into the ocean, and then just swam in one place waiting for something to happen. She looked up at the cliff she walked off of -why hadnt anyone thought to grab her?- and saw sasuke,naruto,inuyasha,gaara and sesshomaru staring down at her.
Candice: THANKS GUYS FOR ALL YOUR HELP!
??: So hand over the scroll.
Candice spun in the water to face the fish dude, kisame from earlier.
Candice: Why should I give it to you? -.-
kisame: -huffs- BECAUSE.. I am the water element.
Candice started laughing.
Kisame: IM SERIOUS! HAND IT TO ME AND SEE!
Candice stopped laughing and relutantly handed over the scroll. out of nowhere, shrimp fell around him and his eyes brightened.
Candice: Can you help us? Sarah is inside the vortex thingy inside this perverts hand that sucked her up.
Kisame snorted.
Kisame: hehe the pervert sucked her up.
Then out of nowhere, Itachi was right in front of her.
Itachi: WHAT?! SARAH'S IN A VORTEX? GET HER OUT!
Candice: I CANT! supposedly we need the water to do that! By the way, can we GET BACK ON THE CLIFF?
The water rose higher and higher until it allowed them to slideo nto the cliff. Candice started shivering and Inuyasha took off his Fire Rat and gave it to Candice.
Miroku: If you want Sarah back, you're gonna have to use the water when i open the wind tunnel to wash her out of there.
Kisame: Why should i do that? >.>
Itachi: BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, YOU DIE! UNDERSTAND?
Kisame nodded quickly.
Miroku: Ready? everyone move behind me.
Everyone moved behind him, as he opened his wind tunnel and Kisame sent water flying into the tunnel. It seemed to go on and on forever, until candice heard a faint noise.
??: NO! NO ! IM SUPPOSE TO GO TO HELL! I CANT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT NO!!
And then suddenly Sarah was on the ground before them twitching.
Sarah: IM DROWNING!
Ryuu: SARAH!
Ryuu slapped himself into sarah and he suddenly disspeared inside of her.
Sasuke: SARAH!!!
Sasuke also slapped himself into sarah, but he didnt dissapear, he just collided with her and then fell due to the impact.
Sasuke: @.@
Sesshomaru: Sarah are you alright?
It was the first time candice saw him look like he genuinely cared.
??: OW! ahh,, OW! aashhh OUCH! ahh! ahh!
Everyone turned to see the fat guy sitting on his butt, rocking back and forth holding his knee.
fatty: OUCH! OW! AHH!
Sarah: SHUT UP FATTY!
Fatty:I TOLD YOU! my name is peter!
Everyone turned away from peter, confused, and looked at sarah who was now sitting on sesshomaru head randomly, eating a cookie.
sooo after a very loooooonnnnng walk Sarah had finally had enough.
Sarah: I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE... WHERE THE HELL IS THE STUPID OCEAN OF WATER!!!!!
Candice: i dunno we should come across it soon
Gaara:-holding a map- acorrding to this map we are an hour away from the ocean of water.
Sarah: you have a map
Gaara nods
Sasuke: and you couldnt have told us earlier.
Sarah: okay lets go.
As they where walking Candice and Sarah stayed in the back unaware that there was someone following them.
Sarah: do you feel like we are being followed
Candice; i think its that fly
???: heehee
and then it happened Sarah and Candice turned around and punched the culprit in the face.
Sesshomaru: what happened now
Sarah: HE TOUCHED OUR BUTT
Sasuke: WHAT!?!
Sarah: yah he put his hand right here -takes Sasukes hand on her butt-
Sasuke: -blushes- im touching her butt...-fangirlish scream-
Sesshomaru: I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!
???: WAIT!!!!!!
Candice stops the would be victim
???: My name is miroku
Sarah: and im your death
Miroku: i can help you
Sarah: with what
Candice: yah you dont look that special
Miroku: with this -pulls fabric off hand- WIND TUNNEL!
Sarah:-gets sucked in- weeeeeeeeee
Candice: you killed her!
Meanwhile with Sarah
The random fat dude was floating in the vortex of many colours with her, the colours of green, purple, yellow, black and orange swirled together making it look like they where on speed.
Sarah: dude what does Miroku eat
Fatty: where are those coffee cups.
Sarah:-points to a randon table full of coffee cups- There fatty
Fatty: My name's peter
Sarah: Who cares
Peter disapears through a random door after he grabs a coffee cup.
Sarah: Ryuu where are we
Its all silence
Sarah: Ryuu? RYUU!! RYUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile out of the weird vortex thingy
Candice: is it just me or is that a giant black dragon coming towards us
Inuyasha: no thats not just you
The dragon landed infront of them and glared at Miruko
Dragon: YOU SUCKED IN MY HOST!! YOU... MY HOST... SHE'S GONE... SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE!!
Seshomaru: Host?
Sasuke: Gone?
Dragon: IT IS I RYUU! MY HOST IS SARAH! AND SHE'S GONE!
Sasuke: what do you mean gone?
Ryuu: as in she's not in my head im out of her body and in order for me to be out of her body means she has to be dead!
Naruto: Dead?-he fainted-
Sasuke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-faints-
Back in the Vortex
Sarah:-in fetal position- its so quite i can hear everything Ryuu... why did you leave me?
Outside.
Miroku: No we can get her out we just have to get the Water elemental to get her out
Candice: so we have to go to the Ocean of water
Miroku: yes
Ryuu: this better be true boy... or I the great Dragon of darkness will devour your soul.
And so candice and her gang started to run to the Ocean
Meanwhile at the Mountain
Kisame: we have to go
Itachi: where?
Kisame: just shut up and listen to me for once
Itachi: O.O okay we'll go
and so they ran in a random direction.
Candices p.o.v
They were running as fast as they could. They needed to get sarah back. stupid pervert, just HAD to touch their butts. She glared at Miroku.
Candice: How close are we, gaara?
Gaara: You didnt call me panda boy?
Candice: When have i ever called you panda boy?
Gaara glared.
Candice: oh who cares! how much further?!
Gaara looked at the map.
Gaara: Actually- we're here.
Candice looked around, and then realized suddenly she had still been running while gaara checked the map. everyone else had stopped and she- of course she- had run right off the cliff and was now standing on thin air, looking down at a dark, sinister ocean. Again, The law of physics was a tad late, and gravity finally kicked in. haha just like the cartoons! she thought wildy as she fell.
She looked to her right as she was falling and saw the coyote from the road runner falling as he held a white surrender flag above his head. what the fu-
SPLASH! She fell into the ocean, and then just swam in one place waiting for something to happen. She looked up at the cliff she walked off of -why hadnt anyone thought to grab her?- and saw sasuke,naruto,inuyasha,gaara and sesshomaru staring down at her.
Candice: THANKS GUYS FOR ALL YOUR HELP!
??: So hand over the scroll.
Candice spun in the water to face the fish dude, kisame from earlier.
Candice: Why should I give it to you? -.-
kisame: -huffs- BECAUSE.. I am the water element.
Candice started laughing.
Kisame: IM SERIOUS! HAND IT TO ME AND SEE!
Candice stopped laughing and relutantly handed over the scroll. out of nowhere, shrimp fell around him and his eyes brightened.
Candice: Can you help us? Sarah is inside the vortex thingy inside this perverts hand that sucked her up.
Kisame snorted.
Kisame: hehe the pervert sucked her up.
Then out of nowhere, Itachi was right in front of her.
Itachi: WHAT?! SARAH'S IN A VORTEX? GET HER OUT!
Candice: I CANT! supposedly we need the water to do that! By the way, can we GET BACK ON THE CLIFF?
The water rose higher and higher until it allowed them to slideo nto the cliff. Candice started shivering and Inuyasha took off his Fire Rat and gave it to Candice.
Miroku: If you want Sarah back, you're gonna have to use the water when i open the wind tunnel to wash her out of there.
Kisame: Why should i do that? >.>
Itachi: BECAUSE IF YOU DONT, YOU DIE! UNDERSTAND?
Kisame nodded quickly.
Miroku: Ready? everyone move behind me.
Everyone moved behind him, as he opened his wind tunnel and Kisame sent water flying into the tunnel. It seemed to go on and on forever, until candice heard a faint noise.
??: NO! NO ! IM SUPPOSE TO GO TO HELL! I CANT GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT NO!!
And then suddenly Sarah was on the ground before them twitching.
Sarah: IM DROWNING!
Ryuu: SARAH!
Ryuu slapped himself into sarah and he suddenly disspeared inside of her.
Sasuke: SARAH!!!
Sasuke also slapped himself into sarah, but he didnt dissapear, he just collided with her and then fell due to the impact.
Sasuke: @.@
Sesshomaru: Sarah are you alright?
It was the first time candice saw him look like he genuinely cared.
??: OW! ahh,, OW! aashhh OUCH! ahh! ahh!
Everyone turned to see the fat guy sitting on his butt, rocking back and forth holding his knee.
fatty: OUCH! OW! AHH!
Sarah: SHUT UP FATTY!
Fatty:I TOLD YOU! my name is peter!
Everyone turned away from peter, confused, and looked at sarah who was now sitting on sesshomaru head randomly, eating a cookie.
Chapter 8-] Itachi's secret job.
Sarah's p.o.v
Before Ryuu took over her body and she broke through the ice.
Sarah: Help! i'm drowning.... i repeat people im drowning
But because she was drowning it sounded more like this
Sarah: ugh! blah maning.... Gh Taping repo blah maning
therefore nobody on shore or in the random crate on shore understood what she had said or noticed that she was drowning which was weird considering Itachi was her unoffical Stalker, Sasuke WAS her stalker and Sesshomaru was an overprotective dog boy whom was secretly inlove with her.
Meanwhile on the Island of Earth.
Tara: i think we should go to the leave village and help them prepare for the war
Shadow: are you sure we are strong enough to go against Madara
Tara: all of the elements are strong enough to defeat a guy with split personality that is way past his death date, plus i think we'd be doing the world a favour.
Shadow: ture, lets just hope we get some more speggethi.
Tara: hell yah
and with that the Earth cheetah and the Girl with eamrald green eyes began there journey to the village hidden in the leaves.
Back with the still drowning Sarah
Sarah: this is it im gonna die
Ryuu: you stupid girl let me take over your body
Sarah: why do you always call me that you know your in my body sothat technically makes you a girl to
Ryuu: no that makes you a tranny
Sarah: no it dosnt
Ryuu: what ever im taking over now
and with that said a bright light surrounded sarah and in her place in the water was a giant black dragon with blazing red eyes and what looked to be a smirk on his face.
before any one knew what happened the dragon was gone and not ten seconds later did he break out of the ice land infront of a group of people get called ugly and then was forced back into Sarahs mind all for a cookie.
Meanwhile with Itachi and Kisame.
Kisame: so why are we at this Mountain
Itachi: because we are gonna wait for Sarah
Kisame: you do relize she still has two more places to go to right?
Itachi:-blinks- uh yah of course i knew that
Kismae: you didnt acctually know did you
Itachi:-glares- shut up
Kisame looked around.
Kisame: theres a crap load of fire every where.
Back with Sarah and Candice
Sami: you have the power of ice in your fight against the war.
Sarah: thank you
Candice: i dont understand... what the hell is this war about.
Sarah: This war is about a guy with a spiral mask whom has split personality he thinks he's a good boy and he's really evilhe wants to make the world live in peace using the moon and his eyes..
Candice: hows he gonna do that
Sami: he's gonna plant his eyes on the moon and make everyone live in his world using a genjutsu
Candice: Genjutsu???
Sarah: its a place full of fakeness it means its not real.
Candice: oh
Sarah: well Thank you Sami and Blizzard(the panther) we appreciate your help in the war.
Naruto: OFF TO THE POLE OF LIGHTNING!!
Sasuke:-glomps Sarah- Your alive
Sarah:-punches sasuke- Uchiha germs ewwwwwwww
Candices P.O.V
They were now on their way to the pole of lightning. They had to give the scroll to whoever it was who owned that element. After Sasuke recovered from the blow to the head that sarah caused him- they had walked quite the distance until they came across a tall, silver pole which was in the middle a desert, oddly enough. anyways, they looked up at the pole and then at eachother. not exactly knowing how to go about this mission. Were they suppose to just- leave the scroll here?
Candice: Who are we suppose to give this thing to?
Inuyasha: I dont see anybody so-
Inuyasha was suddenly on the ground beneath a figure who was now standing on him. A tall guy, with grey hair that seemed to defy gravity, and a green vest on over a black cardigan. he had black fingerless gloves on and a black mask covering his whole face except his right eye.
??: It is I, you must give the scroll to.
Sarah, sasuke and naruto: =o=' KAKASHI SENSAI!
Kakashi:Yes it is I.
Gaara: hn.
Inuyasha: you know this creep?
Kakashi glared at him.
Candice: Inuyasha, SHUT UP!
He shut up.
Candice handed Kakashi the scroll and then icha icha paradise porn magazines popped out of nowhere. Candice screeched.
Candice: EW! thats disgusting!
Sarah was flipping through one of the magazines, mumbling about how gross it was,
Sarah: this is real gross why would- hey wait! is that Itachi? @.@
Sasuke choked on what seemed like air, sesshomaru looked at the photo looking disturbed, and Kakashi reddened, and grabbed the magazine back.
Kakashi: -ahem- uh, no of course not. you're seeing things Sarah.
Sarah was about to say something when she was interupted by a random loud whipping sound. everyone turned to see the fat guy (where did he even come ffrom?!) chained up and on the ground being whipped by a roman in a robe. everyone stared awkwardly as they watched when the fat guy turned around on the roman, looking very stern and said in an equally stern voice as if he were scolding a dog;
Inuyasha: Oh come on! a DOG?! REALLY?
Candice: -shrugs- sorry.
Fat guy: Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Roman: -looking down- O.k.
Everyone turned away from the scene, silenced into shock,
Candice: ooo.. kayy... well anyways... we should get going, I think.
Sarah: I want a cookie!
Sasuke: I'll get you a cookie, my love!
But sesshomaru already had a cookie in his hand, and was handing it to an excited sarah.
Sasuke: -whispering- Suck up.
Sesshomaru: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
Sasuke shrank back and was silent.
Inuyasha: You people and your love for a human. Pathetic.
Sesshomaru: Coming from you, Brother? Please.
Inuyasha just went red and said nothing.
Naruto: Can we go now? We gotta go to the Ocean of water!
Candice: Okay okay lets go.
Buzz.. buzzz... *CRASH* OW! GOD DAMMIT!! .. uh uh.. I mean, Buzz.
Candice: what the- TIME TO GO!
Before Ryuu took over her body and she broke through the ice.
Sarah: Help! i'm drowning.... i repeat people im drowning
But because she was drowning it sounded more like this
Sarah: ugh! blah maning.... Gh Taping repo blah maning
therefore nobody on shore or in the random crate on shore understood what she had said or noticed that she was drowning which was weird considering Itachi was her unoffical Stalker, Sasuke WAS her stalker and Sesshomaru was an overprotective dog boy whom was secretly inlove with her.
Meanwhile on the Island of Earth.
Tara: i think we should go to the leave village and help them prepare for the war
Shadow: are you sure we are strong enough to go against Madara
Tara: all of the elements are strong enough to defeat a guy with split personality that is way past his death date, plus i think we'd be doing the world a favour.
Shadow: ture, lets just hope we get some more speggethi.
Tara: hell yah
and with that the Earth cheetah and the Girl with eamrald green eyes began there journey to the village hidden in the leaves.
Back with the still drowning Sarah
Sarah: this is it im gonna die
Ryuu: you stupid girl let me take over your body
Sarah: why do you always call me that you know your in my body sothat technically makes you a girl to
Ryuu: no that makes you a tranny
Sarah: no it dosnt
Ryuu: what ever im taking over now
and with that said a bright light surrounded sarah and in her place in the water was a giant black dragon with blazing red eyes and what looked to be a smirk on his face.
before any one knew what happened the dragon was gone and not ten seconds later did he break out of the ice land infront of a group of people get called ugly and then was forced back into Sarahs mind all for a cookie.
Meanwhile with Itachi and Kisame.
Kisame: so why are we at this Mountain
Itachi: because we are gonna wait for Sarah
Kisame: you do relize she still has two more places to go to right?
Itachi:-blinks- uh yah of course i knew that
Kismae: you didnt acctually know did you
Itachi:-glares- shut up
Kisame looked around.
Kisame: theres a crap load of fire every where.
Back with Sarah and Candice
Sami: you have the power of ice in your fight against the war.
Sarah: thank you
Candice: i dont understand... what the hell is this war about.
Sarah: This war is about a guy with a spiral mask whom has split personality he thinks he's a good boy and he's really evilhe wants to make the world live in peace using the moon and his eyes..
Candice: hows he gonna do that
Sami: he's gonna plant his eyes on the moon and make everyone live in his world using a genjutsu
Candice: Genjutsu???
Sarah: its a place full of fakeness it means its not real.
Candice: oh
Sarah: well Thank you Sami and Blizzard(the panther) we appreciate your help in the war.
Naruto: OFF TO THE POLE OF LIGHTNING!!
Sasuke:-glomps Sarah- Your alive
Sarah:-punches sasuke- Uchiha germs ewwwwwwww
Candices P.O.V
They were now on their way to the pole of lightning. They had to give the scroll to whoever it was who owned that element. After Sasuke recovered from the blow to the head that sarah caused him- they had walked quite the distance until they came across a tall, silver pole which was in the middle a desert, oddly enough. anyways, they looked up at the pole and then at eachother. not exactly knowing how to go about this mission. Were they suppose to just- leave the scroll here?
Candice: Who are we suppose to give this thing to?
Inuyasha: I dont see anybody so-
Inuyasha was suddenly on the ground beneath a figure who was now standing on him. A tall guy, with grey hair that seemed to defy gravity, and a green vest on over a black cardigan. he had black fingerless gloves on and a black mask covering his whole face except his right eye.
??: It is I, you must give the scroll to.
Sarah, sasuke and naruto: =o=' KAKASHI SENSAI!
Kakashi:Yes it is I.
Gaara: hn.
Inuyasha: you know this creep?
Kakashi glared at him.
Candice: Inuyasha, SHUT UP!
He shut up.
Candice handed Kakashi the scroll and then icha icha paradise porn magazines popped out of nowhere. Candice screeched.
Candice: EW! thats disgusting!
Sarah was flipping through one of the magazines, mumbling about how gross it was,
Sarah: this is real gross why would- hey wait! is that Itachi? @.@
Sasuke choked on what seemed like air, sesshomaru looked at the photo looking disturbed, and Kakashi reddened, and grabbed the magazine back.
Kakashi: -ahem- uh, no of course not. you're seeing things Sarah.
Sarah was about to say something when she was interupted by a random loud whipping sound. everyone turned to see the fat guy (where did he even come ffrom?!) chained up and on the ground being whipped by a roman in a robe. everyone stared awkwardly as they watched when the fat guy turned around on the roman, looking very stern and said in an equally stern voice as if he were scolding a dog;
Inuyasha: Oh come on! a DOG?! REALLY?
Candice: -shrugs- sorry.
Fat guy: Hey! Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Roman: -looking down- O.k.
Everyone turned away from the scene, silenced into shock,
Candice: ooo.. kayy... well anyways... we should get going, I think.
Sarah: I want a cookie!
Sasuke: I'll get you a cookie, my love!
But sesshomaru already had a cookie in his hand, and was handing it to an excited sarah.
Sasuke: -whispering- Suck up.
Sesshomaru: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?!
Sasuke shrank back and was silent.
Inuyasha: You people and your love for a human. Pathetic.
Sesshomaru: Coming from you, Brother? Please.
Inuyasha just went red and said nothing.
Naruto: Can we go now? We gotta go to the Ocean of water!
Candice: Okay okay lets go.
Buzz.. buzzz... *CRASH* OW! GOD DAMMIT!! .. uh uh.. I mean, Buzz.
Candice: what the- TIME TO GO!
Chapter 7- Drowning and The Land Of Snow
Sarah's p.o.v
the random fat dude in a white shirt and green pants blinked at naruto.
Fatty: you look like a........ um.......a ........ um
Sarah: shut up fatty you know nothing
and then fatty disapeared whispering something about coming back and haunting us.
Itachi: well where do we go next
Kisame: why do we have to follow these... kids
Naruto:-twitches- run for your life
and with that him and sasuke ran up a tree just as a wave of shadows smacked Kisame into a nearby river.
So now Sarah and Candice and Sesshomaru and Inuyasha and Sasuke and Naruto wwhere all sitting on a ship, Tara whom was to lazy to bother with going to the land of snow desided to stay on her island and eat all her bowls of speggethi with her cheetah named shadow.
Sarah: i think im gonna get sea sick -falls backwards onto Sasukes lap-
Sasuke:-giggles like a mad man- she's touching me
In a random crate
Itachi: i should have killed him when i killed our clan
Kisame: i think the older dog demons already contemplateing it
Itachi looked at Sesshomaru and sure enough he was glaring darkly at Sasuke his eyes flashing red and a powerful aura started to surrond him.
Back with Sarah and Candice
candice: Inuyasha is it just me or is Sesshomaru in the prosecss of transforming into full demon
Inuyasha:-looks over- nah its not jus- WHERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!
at that Sesshomaru poofed and a big giant white dog with a blue cresent moon stood over Sasuke and Sarah snarling.
Sarah: *.* DOGGYYYYY!!!
nobody seemed to notice that Sesshomarus paw had gone through the ship and made a giant hole in it, no body seemed to notcie that there was massives amounts of water entering the ship and no body seemed to notice that the ship was sinking.
Back in the Crate
Itachi: i think where sinking
Kismae: and we are stuck in a crate
Itachi: where dead
Kisame: not nessicarly
Itachi: what do you mean
by now they where underwater, really far underwater. hey a shark just swam by maybe its kismaes cousin.
Kisame: free willy will bring us to shore
and then out of nowhere killer whale came out of nowhere and dragged itachi and kisames crate to shore.
back with Sarah and Candice
Sarah: OMG!!!!!! WHERE SINKING
Candice: we have to stay calm
Sarah: I AM CALM
Naruto: no shes not
Sarah:-glares- shut up
Sasuke: i'll save you my sweet
Sesshomaru's tail smacked sasuke onto shore leaving him out of breath
Sasuke: owww
Sarah: I'm drowning
and then Sarah disapeared underwater, for some reason everyone was already on shore including the speices deranged animals and Sesshomaru in his giant dog form.
Candice's P.O.V
So apparently they were sinking, and also apparently candice was oddly calm.
But that was probably because she was standing ontop of inuyashas head. (which of course was apparently possible in this world, even though it was against all physics and he should be sinking beneath her weight)
Candice: How is this even possible?
Inuyasha: You have a lot to learn.
..
suddenly they were back on shore, and walking in a cold wind when a voice came into candice's head.
Hebi: YOU IDIOT YOUR MISSING SOMETHING!
Candice: SHUT UP YOU STUPID SNAKE!
Everyone stared at her.. but candice realized there was no panicking Sarah holding a confused Inuyasha for protection.
She looked around nervously, and discovered Sarah wasnt here. OH COME ON! WHEN SARAHS HERE SESHOMARU AND SASUKE NEVER STOPPED NOTCING HER! NOW SHE WAS GONE AND THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW!
Candice: SARAH ISNT HERE!!
Sasuke looked around in a panic and when he realized she really wasnt, he fainted with a scream.
Naruto: What?!?
Inuyasha: ahh we can do without her.
Candice punched the dog demon on the head.
Candice: STUPID DOG!
Inuyasha: OW thaat hurt!
Candice: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO!
Gaara: Calm down. she'll probably show up somewhere.
Candice: you think ?
Gaara: yeah yeah.
Everyone seemed to relax, but candice was a little on edge. However they continued on their way to the land of Snow.
Finally they seemed to reach the land of snow. It must of been, considering it was a random huge patch of ice and snow surrounded by a thousand hot deserts. Where IS the law of physics? thought candice.
Inuyasha: I think we're here.
Candice:-looking at him, sarcastically- No, ya think?!?
Gaara and Sesshomaru rolled their eyes at precisely the same moment. Creepy. They were too much alike.
Sasuke was silent. and Naruto was jumping up and down. Just like a puppy, candice thought again. it made her want to squeeze him. and she did just that. She ran up to Naruto and gave him a huge hug while screeching like a fan girl.
Candice: YOU'RE SO CUTE!
Naruto blushed. Inuyasha glared at Naruto. but candice didnt notice. What she noticed was a shadow in the far distance, behind the heavy snow fall- which by the way, was making her freeze- A shadow moving closer and closer.
Hebi: The ssssscroll goes to her.
Sesshomaru: HOLY CRAP WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?!
Everyone stared at him, shocked at his enthusiasm. Candice didnt think he ever said more than 3 words in one sentence before.
He pulled out a random cookie, and waved it around in the air.
Then suddenly the ice beneath their feet started to rumble and crack. what the...
??: IT IS I! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RYUU *whispers* in sarahs body of couse * BUT STILL!
Candice: Its a dragon..
Gaara: It's Sarah.
Sasuke: SARAH!
The dragon figure stepped out of the ice and onto the surface.
Ryuu: She was drowning. I took over her body so she would survive.
Then candice broke down and started sobbing.
Candice: Its all my fault! she would have died if it werent for you! I never even checked to- she was drowning and I- Now shes a dragon and I- Shes ugly now and- Its all my fault!
Inuyasha: candice hold on now-
Ryuu: U.U She really IS crazy. and EXCUSE ME! did you just call me ugly??
Candice: Pooor poor sarah! A cookie cant even save her- I left her there and- shes a reptile who- Oh sarah!
Inuyasha: o.O would you CALM DOWN !
Sarah: Cookie! where!
Candice looked up through her tears and saw in place of the dragon, a small girl with velvety black hair and violet eyes.
Sesshomaru held out the cookie, his eyes bright with relief.
But before Sarah could grab it, Hebi screamed at candice.
Hebi: THE SCROLL DAMMIT!
Candice remembered the girl in the shadow of the snow and grabbed sarah and ran with her to the shadow still waiting, and the girl stepped out of the shadow.
Girl: I am Sami- I control Ice. And I do believe that scroll is for me.
Candice pulled out the scroll and handed it to Sami, and then as freezies appeared out of nowehere, she was suddenly knocked down by something, which when she looked up turned out to be a black panther, that was licking her as if it were a dog.
Candice: -squeeling- ITS SO CUTE!!!
??: YAY!!!
Everyone looked toward the voice to see the fat guy from before running without a shirt on, then randomly sliding down ice as if it were a slip and slide. He bashed into a random fence that was randomly there, and everyone stared as he got up, with a part of the fence sticking through his arm.
They all glanced at eachother confused, and then slowly backed away- sarah munching on her cookie and sami eating her freezie.
the random fat dude in a white shirt and green pants blinked at naruto.
Fatty: you look like a........ um.......a ........ um
Sarah: shut up fatty you know nothing
and then fatty disapeared whispering something about coming back and haunting us.
Itachi: well where do we go next
Kisame: why do we have to follow these... kids
Naruto:-twitches- run for your life
and with that him and sasuke ran up a tree just as a wave of shadows smacked Kisame into a nearby river.
So now Sarah and Candice and Sesshomaru and Inuyasha and Sasuke and Naruto wwhere all sitting on a ship, Tara whom was to lazy to bother with going to the land of snow desided to stay on her island and eat all her bowls of speggethi with her cheetah named shadow.
Sarah: i think im gonna get sea sick -falls backwards onto Sasukes lap-
Sasuke:-giggles like a mad man- she's touching me
In a random crate
Itachi: i should have killed him when i killed our clan
Kisame: i think the older dog demons already contemplateing it
Itachi looked at Sesshomaru and sure enough he was glaring darkly at Sasuke his eyes flashing red and a powerful aura started to surrond him.
Back with Sarah and Candice
candice: Inuyasha is it just me or is Sesshomaru in the prosecss of transforming into full demon
Inuyasha:-looks over- nah its not jus- WHERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!
at that Sesshomaru poofed and a big giant white dog with a blue cresent moon stood over Sasuke and Sarah snarling.
Sarah: *.* DOGGYYYYY!!!
nobody seemed to notice that Sesshomarus paw had gone through the ship and made a giant hole in it, no body seemed to notcie that there was massives amounts of water entering the ship and no body seemed to notice that the ship was sinking.
Back in the Crate
Itachi: i think where sinking
Kismae: and we are stuck in a crate
Itachi: where dead
Kisame: not nessicarly
Itachi: what do you mean
by now they where underwater, really far underwater. hey a shark just swam by maybe its kismaes cousin.
Kisame: free willy will bring us to shore
and then out of nowhere killer whale came out of nowhere and dragged itachi and kisames crate to shore.
back with Sarah and Candice
Sarah: OMG!!!!!! WHERE SINKING
Candice: we have to stay calm
Sarah: I AM CALM
Naruto: no shes not
Sarah:-glares- shut up
Sasuke: i'll save you my sweet
Sesshomaru's tail smacked sasuke onto shore leaving him out of breath
Sasuke: owww
Sarah: I'm drowning
and then Sarah disapeared underwater, for some reason everyone was already on shore including the speices deranged animals and Sesshomaru in his giant dog form.
Candice's P.O.V
So apparently they were sinking, and also apparently candice was oddly calm.
But that was probably because she was standing ontop of inuyashas head. (which of course was apparently possible in this world, even though it was against all physics and he should be sinking beneath her weight)
Candice: How is this even possible?
Inuyasha: You have a lot to learn.
..
suddenly they were back on shore, and walking in a cold wind when a voice came into candice's head.
Hebi: YOU IDIOT YOUR MISSING SOMETHING!
Candice: SHUT UP YOU STUPID SNAKE!
Everyone stared at her.. but candice realized there was no panicking Sarah holding a confused Inuyasha for protection.
She looked around nervously, and discovered Sarah wasnt here. OH COME ON! WHEN SARAHS HERE SESHOMARU AND SASUKE NEVER STOPPED NOTCING HER! NOW SHE WAS GONE AND THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW!
Candice: SARAH ISNT HERE!!
Sasuke looked around in a panic and when he realized she really wasnt, he fainted with a scream.
Naruto: What?!?
Inuyasha: ahh we can do without her.
Candice punched the dog demon on the head.
Candice: STUPID DOG!
Inuyasha: OW thaat hurt!
Candice: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO!
Gaara: Calm down. she'll probably show up somewhere.
Candice: you think ?
Gaara: yeah yeah.
Everyone seemed to relax, but candice was a little on edge. However they continued on their way to the land of Snow.
Finally they seemed to reach the land of snow. It must of been, considering it was a random huge patch of ice and snow surrounded by a thousand hot deserts. Where IS the law of physics? thought candice.
Inuyasha: I think we're here.
Candice:-looking at him, sarcastically- No, ya think?!?
Gaara and Sesshomaru rolled their eyes at precisely the same moment. Creepy. They were too much alike.
Sasuke was silent. and Naruto was jumping up and down. Just like a puppy, candice thought again. it made her want to squeeze him. and she did just that. She ran up to Naruto and gave him a huge hug while screeching like a fan girl.
Candice: YOU'RE SO CUTE!
Naruto blushed. Inuyasha glared at Naruto. but candice didnt notice. What she noticed was a shadow in the far distance, behind the heavy snow fall- which by the way, was making her freeze- A shadow moving closer and closer.
Hebi: The ssssscroll goes to her.
Sesshomaru: HOLY CRAP WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?!
Everyone stared at him, shocked at his enthusiasm. Candice didnt think he ever said more than 3 words in one sentence before.
He pulled out a random cookie, and waved it around in the air.
Then suddenly the ice beneath their feet started to rumble and crack. what the...
??: IT IS I! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL RYUU *whispers* in sarahs body of couse * BUT STILL!
Candice: Its a dragon..
Gaara: It's Sarah.
Sasuke: SARAH!
The dragon figure stepped out of the ice and onto the surface.
Ryuu: She was drowning. I took over her body so she would survive.
Then candice broke down and started sobbing.
Candice: Its all my fault! she would have died if it werent for you! I never even checked to- she was drowning and I- Now shes a dragon and I- Shes ugly now and- Its all my fault!
Inuyasha: candice hold on now-
Ryuu: U.U She really IS crazy. and EXCUSE ME! did you just call me ugly??
Candice: Pooor poor sarah! A cookie cant even save her- I left her there and- shes a reptile who- Oh sarah!
Inuyasha: o.O would you CALM DOWN !
Sarah: Cookie! where!
Candice looked up through her tears and saw in place of the dragon, a small girl with velvety black hair and violet eyes.
Sesshomaru held out the cookie, his eyes bright with relief.
But before Sarah could grab it, Hebi screamed at candice.
Hebi: THE SCROLL DAMMIT!
Candice remembered the girl in the shadow of the snow and grabbed sarah and ran with her to the shadow still waiting, and the girl stepped out of the shadow.
Girl: I am Sami- I control Ice. And I do believe that scroll is for me.
Candice pulled out the scroll and handed it to Sami, and then as freezies appeared out of nowehere, she was suddenly knocked down by something, which when she looked up turned out to be a black panther, that was licking her as if it were a dog.
Candice: -squeeling- ITS SO CUTE!!!
??: YAY!!!
Everyone looked toward the voice to see the fat guy from before running without a shirt on, then randomly sliding down ice as if it were a slip and slide. He bashed into a random fence that was randomly there, and everyone stared as he got up, with a part of the fence sticking through his arm.
They all glanced at eachother confused, and then slowly backed away- sarah munching on her cookie and sami eating her freezie.
Chapter 6- Bowls of Spaghetti
Sarahs p.o.v
Sarah: sooooooooo where are we suppose to find the person to give the scroll tooo.
Everyone shrugged
Sarah: thanks guys your helpful
Ryuu: the owner of this island is nearby
Sarah: shut up ryuu
Everyone looked at her
Meanwhile in the bushes
Kisame: Tell me again why we are following her
Random Rescuer: Because i dont want my brother to do something fishy
Kisame's eye twitched
Random Rescuer: no offense
Kisame: how do you know that she'll even listen to us
Random Rescuer: she has my mark on her hip
Kisame: on her hip? you saw her hip? ohhhh you naughty boy
Random Rescuer: shut up
Back with Sarah and Candice
Sarah: sooooooo howd you meet up with these random Demon dog thingys can they do tricks
Candice: i dunno they just randomly told me i was part of there team a dragged me here
Sarah:-stares at inuyasha- Inuyasha
Inuyasha: yes
Sarah: can you do tricks like a dog?
The seemingly innocent question caused inuyasha to glare and punch Sarah on the top of the head
Sarah:@.@ owwwwww
???: you will not touch her!
Sarah: i know that voice
Everyone turns around to see a giant shark human thing wit ha giant tampon no wait thats a sowrd, and a shorter dude with black hair both wore black cloaks with red clouds on them.
Sarah: its random rescuer!! and his loyal side kick Fishsticks
fishsticks: What!?!
RandomRescuer: She knows me -hearts appear in eyes-
Fishsticks backs away from random rescuer cause he's freaked out, meanwhile no body seen Sasuke randomly twitching beside sarah looking like he was gonna have a seizure.
Sasuke: ITACHI I'LL KILL YOU
Sarah: Itachi? is that your name random rescuer
Random rescuer nodds
Sasuke: i'll kill you
Sarah:-knocks Sasuke flat on his ass- you will not kill him he saved me from random psycotic snake people
Sasuke:-bows head- fine but i dont like him
Itachi: pathetic little brother
Fishsticks: well what do we do now?
Candice: you travel with us of course
Sarah: yah we have to deliver scrolls to the elements so that we can gain there trust for them to help us out in the up coming war againts crazy zombbie things and one badass old dude with a spiral mask.
Fishsticks: spirl mask?
Sarah: yah
Ryuu: the earth element is her
just as Ryuu said that a cheetah and girl walked out of the bushes the girl was petting the cheetah on the head and mummbling something about speggethi.
Sarah: heyyyyyy you i think im supose to give you this scroll
Cheetah: Meeow
Girl: your right
Sarah hands the scroll to the girl and the girl opens it, the scroll poofs and a crap load of bowls filled with speggethi pops out of no where.
Sarah: hot damn i need one for cookies.
Girl: very well you have my assistens for the up coming war, my name is Tara when ever you need me just call on the power of earth.
And just like that the girl, the cheetah and the hundreds of bowels of sepggethi disapeared into nothingness.
Sarah: sooo how do we get off the island of earth.
Itachi: i dunno
Fishsticks: my name is kisame by the way
Candice's P.O.V
Candice suddenly craved spaghetti. Alothough it wasnt all that sudden considering Tara withthe many bowls of spaghetti- that and candice was starving -You notice no one ate anything during this whole story exept for Sarah (the cookie) - well anyways, Candice was starving.
Candice: How do you suppose we call upon her elemental earth power?
Inuyasha, looking as though he knew everything, stood in them center of the them all and looked up at the sky.
Inuyasha: Oh elemental power of earth- come to us and guide us and-
Tara: What are you DOING? -.-
Inuyasha's eyes peaked open, and glanced behind him at Tara.
Inuyasha: See, it works.
Tara: Nooo.. Simply Saying 'elemental earth power' works fine for me. and YOU look like an idiot. What are you doing?Resurecting the dead?
Inuyasha: huh...
Candice: Inu- you're so stupid.
Inuyasha hung his head sadly, which made candice feel bad.
Candice: I'm sorry puppy.. I didnt mean that.
Inuyasha: Did you just call me puppy????!
Candice shrank back and smiled innocently.
Candice: no?
Inuyasha seemed to relax, then.
Tara: Soo... why was I being called?
Candice: Oh- I was wondering if I could have a bowl of spaghetti?
Tara: o.O thats why you called me?
Candice nodded hopefully.
Tara: Oh well okay.
Tara handed her one of the bowls floating around her like pixies.
Candice: thanks! oh, hey so Sesshy, you never answered that question last night... ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH SARAH??!
??: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA....
everyone looked in the direction of the voice to see a fat guy wearing a white shirt, green pants, and with a chin that looks like balls looking frantic.
??: Is that spaghetti?
Then everyone looked confused...
Naruto popped out of nowhere and pointed at the fat guy.
Naruto: HAH! HIS CHINS LOOKS LIKE BALLS!
Sarah: sooooooooo where are we suppose to find the person to give the scroll tooo.
Everyone shrugged
Sarah: thanks guys your helpful
Ryuu: the owner of this island is nearby
Sarah: shut up ryuu
Everyone looked at her
Meanwhile in the bushes
Kisame: Tell me again why we are following her
Random Rescuer: Because i dont want my brother to do something fishy
Kisame's eye twitched
Random Rescuer: no offense
Kisame: how do you know that she'll even listen to us
Random Rescuer: she has my mark on her hip
Kisame: on her hip? you saw her hip? ohhhh you naughty boy
Random Rescuer: shut up
Back with Sarah and Candice
Sarah: sooooooo howd you meet up with these random Demon dog thingys can they do tricks
Candice: i dunno they just randomly told me i was part of there team a dragged me here
Sarah:-stares at inuyasha- Inuyasha
Inuyasha: yes
Sarah: can you do tricks like a dog?
The seemingly innocent question caused inuyasha to glare and punch Sarah on the top of the head
Sarah:@.@ owwwwww
???: you will not touch her!
Sarah: i know that voice
Everyone turns around to see a giant shark human thing wit ha giant tampon no wait thats a sowrd, and a shorter dude with black hair both wore black cloaks with red clouds on them.
Sarah: its random rescuer!! and his loyal side kick Fishsticks
fishsticks: What!?!
RandomRescuer: She knows me -hearts appear in eyes-
Fishsticks backs away from random rescuer cause he's freaked out, meanwhile no body seen Sasuke randomly twitching beside sarah looking like he was gonna have a seizure.
Sasuke: ITACHI I'LL KILL YOU
Sarah: Itachi? is that your name random rescuer
Random rescuer nodds
Sasuke: i'll kill you
Sarah:-knocks Sasuke flat on his ass- you will not kill him he saved me from random psycotic snake people
Sasuke:-bows head- fine but i dont like him
Itachi: pathetic little brother
Fishsticks: well what do we do now?
Candice: you travel with us of course
Sarah: yah we have to deliver scrolls to the elements so that we can gain there trust for them to help us out in the up coming war againts crazy zombbie things and one badass old dude with a spiral mask.
Fishsticks: spirl mask?
Sarah: yah
Ryuu: the earth element is her
just as Ryuu said that a cheetah and girl walked out of the bushes the girl was petting the cheetah on the head and mummbling something about speggethi.
Sarah: heyyyyyy you i think im supose to give you this scroll
Cheetah: Meeow
Girl: your right
Sarah hands the scroll to the girl and the girl opens it, the scroll poofs and a crap load of bowls filled with speggethi pops out of no where.
Sarah: hot damn i need one for cookies.
Girl: very well you have my assistens for the up coming war, my name is Tara when ever you need me just call on the power of earth.
And just like that the girl, the cheetah and the hundreds of bowels of sepggethi disapeared into nothingness.
Sarah: sooo how do we get off the island of earth.
Itachi: i dunno
Fishsticks: my name is kisame by the way
Candice's P.O.V
Candice suddenly craved spaghetti. Alothough it wasnt all that sudden considering Tara withthe many bowls of spaghetti- that and candice was starving -You notice no one ate anything during this whole story exept for Sarah (the cookie) - well anyways, Candice was starving.
Candice: How do you suppose we call upon her elemental earth power?
Inuyasha, looking as though he knew everything, stood in them center of the them all and looked up at the sky.
Inuyasha: Oh elemental power of earth- come to us and guide us and-
Tara: What are you DOING? -.-
Inuyasha's eyes peaked open, and glanced behind him at Tara.
Inuyasha: See, it works.
Tara: Nooo.. Simply Saying 'elemental earth power' works fine for me. and YOU look like an idiot. What are you doing?Resurecting the dead?
Inuyasha: huh...
Candice: Inu- you're so stupid.
Inuyasha hung his head sadly, which made candice feel bad.
Candice: I'm sorry puppy.. I didnt mean that.
Inuyasha: Did you just call me puppy????!
Candice shrank back and smiled innocently.
Candice: no?
Inuyasha seemed to relax, then.
Tara: Soo... why was I being called?
Candice: Oh- I was wondering if I could have a bowl of spaghetti?
Tara: o.O thats why you called me?
Candice nodded hopefully.
Tara: Oh well okay.
Tara handed her one of the bowls floating around her like pixies.
Candice: thanks! oh, hey so Sesshy, you never answered that question last night... ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH SARAH??!
??: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA....
everyone looked in the direction of the voice to see a fat guy wearing a white shirt, green pants, and with a chin that looks like balls looking frantic.
??: Is that spaghetti?
Then everyone looked confused...
Naruto popped out of nowhere and pointed at the fat guy.
Naruto: HAH! HIS CHINS LOOKS LIKE BALLS!
Chapter 5- The Island Of Earth
Sarah's P.O.V
later that night everyone sat staring at a tv screen sarah inbetween Gaara nad Naruto then Sesshomaru, Inuyasha,Candice and Sasuke for some reason Sakura couldnt make it.
Sarah: Well -streches- i'm going to bed
Sasuke-stands up- ill come with you
Sarah: i dont think so emo boy
Sasuke cried waterfall tears like this T.T
Sarah: Gaara is sleeping with me
Gaara: i dont sleep
Sarah:-Glares- your gonna do it
Gaara: fine
sarah and Gaara left the room
Naruto:-blinks- well you guys can make yourselves comfortable and yah sleep where ever you want Sarah usually ends up sleeping in the bath tub anyways
Gaara: your sister made a bed in the bath tub and fell asleep
Naruto: yah she does that
Candice: well i call the couch
Inuyasha: i call the floor
Sesshomaru: i dont need to sleep
Gaara: hn -goes to roof-
Sasuke:-already sleeping in Sarahs bed- It smells just like her
Meanwhile Random rescuer was looking through the random bathroom window, why there was a window in the bathroom no body knew.
Random Rescuer: She will be mine
Sarah: -Turns in her sleep- Meh my sides hurt
Random rescuers eyes widened when her shirt lifted up alittle showing her flat stomach and hips his mouth dropped when he seen the two symbols tattooed into each hip. on the right hip was a small blue cresent moon and on the left hip was a small uchiha fan.
why she had those marks on her hip, noone knew but the Dragon in her head.
-Sarah's Dream-
Sarah: oh omg theres a giant cookie
sure enough right beside her was a giant chocolate chip coookie that she began munching on.
Back with random rescuer
he watched as she began to drool a bit in her sleep
Random Rescuer: shes soo cute
his eyes narrowed when Sasuke walked into the bathroom and started to pee while staring at the girl passed out in the bathtub.
Sasuke: mmm she will be mine
Random Rescuer: over my dead body
Candices P.O.V
Candice was awoken that morning by a pillow to her face.
Candice: What the hell is-
Her senetence was stopped due to another pillow to the face. When she found out who was throwing pillows at her she was going to kill them. A slow and painful death sounded good. anyone who knew her knew she hated to be woken up- never mind with a pillow.
Sesshomaru: wake up already.
Candice shot out of bed, and was in front of sesshomaru in a second, glaring evily and ready to kill.
Candice: YOU WERE SAYING?!
Sesshomaru shrank back, just a little- enough for candice to feel like she had won- and then turned away and threw a pillow at Sarah. Was he stupid?
Sarah: WHAT THE FLYING FARTING SPARKLING PURPLE EFFING MONKIES! GOD DAMMIT!
Sesshomaru didn't even stick around, he was gone before Sarah could see who it was who threw the pillow.
Sarah sat up and glared around the room.
Candice: Sesshomaru.
and with that, sarah was out of bed and out of the room, searching for a soon-to-be sorry Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha was already awake, and it seemed as though everyone else was too.
Buzz. Buzzzzz.
NOT THIS AGAIN! Candice thought angrily.
Candice: I HEAR THE FLY!
...
Later that day, The group was walking slowly along the path in the forest. Candice with her curly red hair pulled back in a pony tail, sarah munching on her cookie, Inuyasha looking thoughtful, Gaara quiet, Naruto bouncing as he walked and talking at top speed about something Candice couldnt even register in her brain, Sasuke openly gawking at Sarah, and Sesshomaru, behind everyone, more quiet than usual with a giant red hand mark on his pale face.
Well the Chunin exams were back on now. And their mission was to bring a scroll to the Island of Earth, The land of snow, The mountain of Fire, The pole of lightning, The Ocean of water, and the Giant balloon of air. If they didnt the elements would turn against them.
Candice: How are we suppose to know where to look for the Island of Earth?
Sarah: Well its suppose to be off of this path.. somewhere-
Inuyasha randomly sniffed the air. and candice felt hopeful.
Candice: You can sniff out where the Island is?!
Inuyasha looked at her with an expression that made her think, no.
Inuyasha: What are you talking ab-
Again, Inuyasha was shoved aside by Sarah who apparently got a random bolt of energy.
Sarah: LOOKLOOOK! THE END OF THE PATH!
Gaara: Yes Sarah, it's an Island. We're here.
Naruto started excitedly running back and forth, ahead of them behind them, ahead of them, behind them. LIKE A PUPPY! candicee thought exictedly. heheh.
Inuyasha made his way back to them rubbing his head painfullt. haha. angry fat kid.
Hebi: YOu are going to meeet ssssssomeone on thisss Issland. sssss.
Candice jumped about a mile in the air and fell on her head.
Candice: HEBI!
Sarah: SNAKE!!!!
Sarah picked Inuyasha up again and his behind him.
Buzz.buzzzzzz.
Candice thought there was something very wrong with this new world she was dragged into.
later that night everyone sat staring at a tv screen sarah inbetween Gaara nad Naruto then Sesshomaru, Inuyasha,Candice and Sasuke for some reason Sakura couldnt make it.
Sarah: Well -streches- i'm going to bed
Sasuke-stands up- ill come with you
Sarah: i dont think so emo boy
Sasuke cried waterfall tears like this T.T
Sarah: Gaara is sleeping with me
Gaara: i dont sleep
Sarah:-Glares- your gonna do it
Gaara: fine
sarah and Gaara left the room
Naruto:-blinks- well you guys can make yourselves comfortable and yah sleep where ever you want Sarah usually ends up sleeping in the bath tub anyways
Gaara: your sister made a bed in the bath tub and fell asleep
Naruto: yah she does that
Candice: well i call the couch
Inuyasha: i call the floor
Sesshomaru: i dont need to sleep
Gaara: hn -goes to roof-
Sasuke:-already sleeping in Sarahs bed- It smells just like her
Meanwhile Random rescuer was looking through the random bathroom window, why there was a window in the bathroom no body knew.
Random Rescuer: She will be mine
Sarah: -Turns in her sleep- Meh my sides hurt
Random rescuers eyes widened when her shirt lifted up alittle showing her flat stomach and hips his mouth dropped when he seen the two symbols tattooed into each hip. on the right hip was a small blue cresent moon and on the left hip was a small uchiha fan.
why she had those marks on her hip, noone knew but the Dragon in her head.
-Sarah's Dream-
Sarah: oh omg theres a giant cookie
sure enough right beside her was a giant chocolate chip coookie that she began munching on.
Back with random rescuer
he watched as she began to drool a bit in her sleep
Random Rescuer: shes soo cute
his eyes narrowed when Sasuke walked into the bathroom and started to pee while staring at the girl passed out in the bathtub.
Sasuke: mmm she will be mine
Random Rescuer: over my dead body
Candices P.O.V
Candice was awoken that morning by a pillow to her face.
Candice: What the hell is-
Her senetence was stopped due to another pillow to the face. When she found out who was throwing pillows at her she was going to kill them. A slow and painful death sounded good. anyone who knew her knew she hated to be woken up- never mind with a pillow.
Sesshomaru: wake up already.
Candice shot out of bed, and was in front of sesshomaru in a second, glaring evily and ready to kill.
Candice: YOU WERE SAYING?!
Sesshomaru shrank back, just a little- enough for candice to feel like she had won- and then turned away and threw a pillow at Sarah. Was he stupid?
Sarah: WHAT THE FLYING FARTING SPARKLING PURPLE EFFING MONKIES! GOD DAMMIT!
Sesshomaru didn't even stick around, he was gone before Sarah could see who it was who threw the pillow.
Sarah sat up and glared around the room.
Candice: Sesshomaru.
and with that, sarah was out of bed and out of the room, searching for a soon-to-be sorry Sesshomaru.
Inuyasha was already awake, and it seemed as though everyone else was too.
Buzz. Buzzzzz.
NOT THIS AGAIN! Candice thought angrily.
Candice: I HEAR THE FLY!
...
Later that day, The group was walking slowly along the path in the forest. Candice with her curly red hair pulled back in a pony tail, sarah munching on her cookie, Inuyasha looking thoughtful, Gaara quiet, Naruto bouncing as he walked and talking at top speed about something Candice couldnt even register in her brain, Sasuke openly gawking at Sarah, and Sesshomaru, behind everyone, more quiet than usual with a giant red hand mark on his pale face.
Well the Chunin exams were back on now. And their mission was to bring a scroll to the Island of Earth, The land of snow, The mountain of Fire, The pole of lightning, The Ocean of water, and the Giant balloon of air. If they didnt the elements would turn against them.
Candice: How are we suppose to know where to look for the Island of Earth?
Sarah: Well its suppose to be off of this path.. somewhere-
Inuyasha randomly sniffed the air. and candice felt hopeful.
Candice: You can sniff out where the Island is?!
Inuyasha looked at her with an expression that made her think, no.
Inuyasha: What are you talking ab-
Again, Inuyasha was shoved aside by Sarah who apparently got a random bolt of energy.
Sarah: LOOKLOOOK! THE END OF THE PATH!
Gaara: Yes Sarah, it's an Island. We're here.
Naruto started excitedly running back and forth, ahead of them behind them, ahead of them, behind them. LIKE A PUPPY! candicee thought exictedly. heheh.
Inuyasha made his way back to them rubbing his head painfullt. haha. angry fat kid.
Hebi: YOu are going to meeet ssssssomeone on thisss Issland. sssss.
Candice jumped about a mile in the air and fell on her head.
Candice: HEBI!
Sarah: SNAKE!!!!
Sarah picked Inuyasha up again and his behind him.
Buzz.buzzzzzz.
Candice thought there was something very wrong with this new world she was dragged into.
Chapter 4- Random Rescue
sarahs p.o.v
Sarah blinked and stared around. apperntely since the fly kidnapped Candice the chinun exams where cancelled and everyone went home, but no sarah couldnt leave it at that she had to follow that damn fly unknowinlgy going straight into danger, straight into the door way of two evil deranged physco paths whom currently had both her and candice tied up in the room.
Sarah:HIIIIIII CANDICE WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED well sort of you where flynapped and i kind of walked right into this.
??: kukuku you will be my slave
???: we need her for an experiment
Candice: i know that voice
???: no you dont
Candice was knocked out by some weird purple gas stuff things.
Sarah:-blinks- now whyd you do that
???: she knows who i am
Sarah: does she now, who are you
??: i am Orochimaru
Sarah: i didnt ask you
???: your annoying girl
Sarah: your weird baboon boy
all of the sudden the door randomly blew off the hinges
Sarah: what the funk
Orochimaru: you said she wasnt followed
??: she wasnt
Orochimaru: then why is he here
??: i dont know
Orochimaru: he scares me
??: i know
Random rescuer: youve kidnapped my property
Sarah: o.o i hope your not talking about me
??: SHUT UP
Sarah:-glares- MAKE ME BABOON BOY
Orochimaru: Naraku leave them we'll get them later
Naruto: SARAH!!!!! ARE YOU IN THIS RANDOM CREEPY HIDEOUT THAT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST.
Sarah: OF COURSE IM IN THE RANDOM CREEPY PLACE IN THE FOREST. I'M RESCUING SOMEONE sort of.
Candice:-wakes up- where are we
Sarah: well you where kidnapped by a giant fly and then knocked out after you said you knew a voice
Candice: oh
Sarah: yah and then this random hott dude with red eyes came to rescue his property, which i hope wasnt me but i hope it was all the same and he scared those creepy dudes away and then he randomly disapeared and now my brother is randomly carrying us out of the random creepy placeand back to the leave village
Candice:O.o woah
Sarah: yah
Naruto:so i finished fighting that gaara kid and i think i changed him for the better then these random dog dudes where yelling something abojut flys and kidnappings so i had to find you
Sarah: thanks bro
Bob: we wherre so worried
Kami: yah you juat disapeared after your exam
Sarah:-ignores the species deranged animals- naruto i think im in love
Naruto: WHAT!!!! IT BETTER NOT BE SASUKE
Sarah: nah not sasuke
somewhere in the village
Sasuke:Fanboying senses tingling Sarah is close by
back with sarah
Sarah: so Candice idemand you and your team sleep over at mine and Narutos house and Narus team will sleepover to
Naruto:-whispers- shes not taking no for an answer
somewhere outside the village
Random blue dude: your smile is creeping me out
Random rescuer: She called me hott
Random blue dude: sooo she could call many people hott
Random rescuer:-glares- shut up kisame.
Candices P.O.V
As they walked back to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, Inuyasha ran up to her, looking relieved.
Inuyasha: I was so worried about you!
Candice: -glares again- I didnt see you trying to help me- or even come to rescue me for that matter!
Inuyasha: But.. it was a giant fly..
Candice: Oh please! It was once a a normal fly but it was experimented on by orichamaru-
Inuyasha: Orichamaru?
Candice: A pedophile who experiments on people randomly... like flies..
an hour later, candice, Inuyasha and sesshomaru walked into sarahs place just as sarah walked out of the bathroom in a towel. Inuyasha gawked, and sesshomaru just fainted. In the corner of the room Sasuke was giggling like a mad man holding a bra that Candice assumed to be sarahs.
Sasuke: I've got sarahs bra! hahahah.
Candice slapped Inuyasha for staring. Inuyasha reddened, and candice walked away to sit next to the Panda boy.
Candice: I'm in the mood to play truth or dare!
Gara: Truth or dare?
Sarah: ooooh! lets play truth or dare!
everyone gathered in a circle, and candice turned out all the lights except for a single candle.
Sarah: okay.... Inuyasha.. Truth or Dare?
Inuyasha: -blushing- Truth.
Sarah: Coward. okay fine. Are you secretly in love with candice?
Inuyasha: umm.. uh.. huh.. well i dont.. i..
Candice: um . .huh.. sarah why would you.. thats awkward... okay well..
Sarah: -glaring- Well i guess we know the answer to that question. Inuyasha, its your turn.
Inuyasha: I can do that too. Sesshomaru (yes, he'd finally came to) are you in love with sarah?
Sesshomaru didnt have the chance to answer, because sarah had burst out laughing.
Sarah: HAHAHA- Sesshomaru.. me.. in love! hah!
Sesshomaru sunk down in his place, embarrassed.
Sarah blinked and stared around. apperntely since the fly kidnapped Candice the chinun exams where cancelled and everyone went home, but no sarah couldnt leave it at that she had to follow that damn fly unknowinlgy going straight into danger, straight into the door way of two evil deranged physco paths whom currently had both her and candice tied up in the room.
Sarah:HIIIIIII CANDICE WE'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED well sort of you where flynapped and i kind of walked right into this.
??: kukuku you will be my slave
???: we need her for an experiment
Candice: i know that voice
???: no you dont
Candice was knocked out by some weird purple gas stuff things.
Sarah:-blinks- now whyd you do that
???: she knows who i am
Sarah: does she now, who are you
??: i am Orochimaru
Sarah: i didnt ask you
???: your annoying girl
Sarah: your weird baboon boy
all of the sudden the door randomly blew off the hinges
Sarah: what the funk
Orochimaru: you said she wasnt followed
??: she wasnt
Orochimaru: then why is he here
??: i dont know
Orochimaru: he scares me
??: i know
Random rescuer: youve kidnapped my property
Sarah: o.o i hope your not talking about me
??: SHUT UP
Sarah:-glares- MAKE ME BABOON BOY
Orochimaru: Naraku leave them we'll get them later
Naruto: SARAH!!!!! ARE YOU IN THIS RANDOM CREEPY HIDEOUT THAT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST.
Sarah: OF COURSE IM IN THE RANDOM CREEPY PLACE IN THE FOREST. I'M RESCUING SOMEONE sort of.
Candice:-wakes up- where are we
Sarah: well you where kidnapped by a giant fly and then knocked out after you said you knew a voice
Candice: oh
Sarah: yah and then this random hott dude with red eyes came to rescue his property, which i hope wasnt me but i hope it was all the same and he scared those creepy dudes away and then he randomly disapeared and now my brother is randomly carrying us out of the random creepy placeand back to the leave village
Candice:O.o woah
Sarah: yah
Naruto:so i finished fighting that gaara kid and i think i changed him for the better then these random dog dudes where yelling something abojut flys and kidnappings so i had to find you
Sarah: thanks bro
Bob: we wherre so worried
Kami: yah you juat disapeared after your exam
Sarah:-ignores the species deranged animals- naruto i think im in love
Naruto: WHAT!!!! IT BETTER NOT BE SASUKE
Sarah: nah not sasuke
somewhere in the village
Sasuke:Fanboying senses tingling Sarah is close by
back with sarah
Sarah: so Candice idemand you and your team sleep over at mine and Narutos house and Narus team will sleepover to
Naruto:-whispers- shes not taking no for an answer
somewhere outside the village
Random blue dude: your smile is creeping me out
Random rescuer: She called me hott
Random blue dude: sooo she could call many people hott
Random rescuer:-glares- shut up kisame.
Candices P.O.V
As they walked back to Inuyasha and Sesshomaru, Inuyasha ran up to her, looking relieved.
Inuyasha: I was so worried about you!
Candice: -glares again- I didnt see you trying to help me- or even come to rescue me for that matter!
Inuyasha: But.. it was a giant fly..
Candice: Oh please! It was once a a normal fly but it was experimented on by orichamaru-
Inuyasha: Orichamaru?
Candice: A pedophile who experiments on people randomly... like flies..
an hour later, candice, Inuyasha and sesshomaru walked into sarahs place just as sarah walked out of the bathroom in a towel. Inuyasha gawked, and sesshomaru just fainted. In the corner of the room Sasuke was giggling like a mad man holding a bra that Candice assumed to be sarahs.
Sasuke: I've got sarahs bra! hahahah.
Candice slapped Inuyasha for staring. Inuyasha reddened, and candice walked away to sit next to the Panda boy.
Candice: I'm in the mood to play truth or dare!
Gara: Truth or dare?
Sarah: ooooh! lets play truth or dare!
everyone gathered in a circle, and candice turned out all the lights except for a single candle.
Sarah: okay.... Inuyasha.. Truth or Dare?
Inuyasha: -blushing- Truth.
Sarah: Coward. okay fine. Are you secretly in love with candice?
Inuyasha: umm.. uh.. huh.. well i dont.. i..
Candice: um . .huh.. sarah why would you.. thats awkward... okay well..
Sarah: -glaring- Well i guess we know the answer to that question. Inuyasha, its your turn.
Inuyasha: I can do that too. Sesshomaru (yes, he'd finally came to) are you in love with sarah?
Sesshomaru didnt have the chance to answer, because sarah had burst out laughing.
Sarah: HAHAHA- Sesshomaru.. me.. in love! hah!
Sesshomaru sunk down in his place, embarrassed.
Chapter 3- Scrolls and flies
sarahs p.ov.
Sarah looks around at her surronds apperently the second test was to spend 4 days in a forest trying to get a scroll from another team, well that was acorrding to the crazy ass protoctor named Anko whom was currently licking blood off of her brothers cheek now if she was paying attention she would have freaked but no Ryuu was talking to her.
Sarah: what do you mean i might have to use you in this exam
Ryuu: your gonnna have to let me take control of your body so we dont die
Sarah: now the random voice in my head wants to control me.
a random noise beside her got her attention.
Kami: Sarah this is Bob, bob is a sheep
Sarah blinked at the frog beside the rabbit
Sarah: uh okay
Kami: he's gonna be on our team
Bob: yup ima kick some human ass
Sarah sweatdrops
Naruto: Sarah why are you taking thats frog and rabbit with you.
Sakura: your gonna fail
Sasuke:-glares- no she's not she's better then you
Sakura: sasuke T.T
Sarah: oh there my team
Bob: im a Sheep
Kami: im a wolf
Naruto: did that rabbit just snarl
Sarah: uh yah well ill see you guys around naru-nii
Naruto: bye sis good luck
Sasuke: T.T she dosnt even no i exsit
Sakura: i hope you die
3 days later a day before the last day to get to the tower for the next part of the exam, Sarah sat infront of the door to the tower.
Sarah: i really need a heaven scroll i already have a earth
scroll all i need is a heaven
a random scroll hit her in the forehead.
Sarah: oww stuppid heaven scroll-throws the scroll into the bushes-
Ryuu: SARAH YOU IDIOT
Sarah: owww random headache
Kami:-blinks- that was the heaven scroll
Sarah:-blinks- DAMNIT
Bob: dont worry i got it
Sarah: woohoo lets go into the tower now
inside the tower Sarah opened both the scrolls not because of the riddle on the wall but because of the random dragon voice in her head. the scroll turned out to be a summon which summoned her random sensai from the time when she still had one who told her to go take a shower because she stank so after taking a shower she now currently was standing with Kami and Bob in a line along with all the other teams listening to the hokage telling them they still had to fight to move on the the final part of the exam.
a random tv thing was gonna tell them who they were fighting.
Ryuu: Girl its your turn get down there
a random force pushed Sarah off the rail and into the arena
Sarah: owwww Ryuu was that neccesary
Ryuu: yes
???: freak
Naruto:YOU CAN DO IT SIS
Sasuke: MARRY MEEEE
???: you shall die by my hands, by the hands of Assmaru munccher
Sarah:-blinks- HAHAHAHAHAHA ASS-MARU MUNCHER HAHAHAHA
Assmaru: shut up
and then he charged at her. Sarah was flung into the wall as his fist made contact with her stomach.
Sarah: shiz balls you asked for it.
Assumaru: bring it bitch
Bob: EAT THAT ASSHOLE
What people heard
Bob: RIBBIT!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Shadow Manipulation: Soul Crusher no jutsu
the fighting stopped and everything was quiete until
Assumaru:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH -drops dead-
Sarah: mihahahahahah i win
Gaara: i want her blood
Candice's P.O.V
After what seemed like days, they had found the scrolls and beat the panda dude, gaara, boy- man? Ah whatever. It had only been 3 hours, really. Which apparently was record time.
Inuyasha: See? You're good at this Demon Ninja stuff!
Candice: -glares-
Inuyasha: Why are you always glaring at-
Inuyasha for, perhaps the 4th time in two days, was shoved aside and ended up on his head in the ditch beside the road.
Sarah: I won!
Candice: really? me too!
Inuyasha: DAMMIT SARAH!
Sesshomaru appeared out of -literally- no where, and glared at Sarah.
Sarah: whats your problem, pup?
Sesshomaru looked as though he were going to say something, but
shut his mouth.
Sarah: So this is my frog.
??: Ribbot!
Candice glanced at the green frog slumped lazily on sarahs foot.
Sarah: SHUT UP!
??: RIBBOT RIBBOT!
SARAH: FINE! HE"S A SHEEP. and his name is bob.
Candice: where do you find these species derranged animals??
Sarah: I dunno.
Inuyasha finally managed to get up and make his way toward us. Candice couldnt help but feel bad for him. He looked so angry that he made himself look like a mad fat kid on the verge of crying. The image made her start laughing hysterically while staring at a disgruntled inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at her as though she were crazy. As she laughed harder and harder, the wind began to pick up, in a flurry of wind- the poor confused inuyasha was thrown back into the ditch- which of course only made her laugh harder. Again, the wind picked up.
Sesshomaru: What does that half breed see in her?
Candice didnt hear him though. She was too busy listening to
something else.
buzz. buzz. buzzzzzzzzz.
Candice: The buzzing sound is back!
Out of the corner of her eye, candice saw something big and black moving towards them. When she snapped her head around to look, she saw that it was giant fly, rubbing its two front bug feet togetther evily.
Candice: what. the .. ? ? ?
Inuyasha: Is that a giant fly?!?
the giant fly flew closer and closer. - and for some reason, no one thought to run away, despite the evil look and how slow it was flying-
Finally it reached them, and it just- picked candice up. That was when everyone started running.
Candice: oh! thanks! NOW you run!
and with that, candice was carried off.
-well- candice thought hysterically. -i've always wanted to fly!-
Sarah looks around at her surronds apperently the second test was to spend 4 days in a forest trying to get a scroll from another team, well that was acorrding to the crazy ass protoctor named Anko whom was currently licking blood off of her brothers cheek now if she was paying attention she would have freaked but no Ryuu was talking to her.
Sarah: what do you mean i might have to use you in this exam
Ryuu: your gonnna have to let me take control of your body so we dont die
Sarah: now the random voice in my head wants to control me.
a random noise beside her got her attention.
Kami: Sarah this is Bob, bob is a sheep
Sarah blinked at the frog beside the rabbit
Sarah: uh okay
Kami: he's gonna be on our team
Bob: yup ima kick some human ass
Sarah sweatdrops
Naruto: Sarah why are you taking thats frog and rabbit with you.
Sakura: your gonna fail
Sasuke:-glares- no she's not she's better then you
Sakura: sasuke T.T
Sarah: oh there my team
Bob: im a Sheep
Kami: im a wolf
Naruto: did that rabbit just snarl
Sarah: uh yah well ill see you guys around naru-nii
Naruto: bye sis good luck
Sasuke: T.T she dosnt even no i exsit
Sakura: i hope you die
3 days later a day before the last day to get to the tower for the next part of the exam, Sarah sat infront of the door to the tower.
Sarah: i really need a heaven scroll i already have a earth
scroll all i need is a heaven
a random scroll hit her in the forehead.
Sarah: oww stuppid heaven scroll-throws the scroll into the bushes-
Ryuu: SARAH YOU IDIOT
Sarah: owww random headache
Kami:-blinks- that was the heaven scroll
Sarah:-blinks- DAMNIT
Bob: dont worry i got it
Sarah: woohoo lets go into the tower now
inside the tower Sarah opened both the scrolls not because of the riddle on the wall but because of the random dragon voice in her head. the scroll turned out to be a summon which summoned her random sensai from the time when she still had one who told her to go take a shower because she stank so after taking a shower she now currently was standing with Kami and Bob in a line along with all the other teams listening to the hokage telling them they still had to fight to move on the the final part of the exam.
a random tv thing was gonna tell them who they were fighting.
Ryuu: Girl its your turn get down there
a random force pushed Sarah off the rail and into the arena
Sarah: owwww Ryuu was that neccesary
Ryuu: yes
???: freak
Naruto:YOU CAN DO IT SIS
Sasuke: MARRY MEEEE
???: you shall die by my hands, by the hands of Assmaru munccher
Sarah:-blinks- HAHAHAHAHAHA ASS-MARU MUNCHER HAHAHAHA
Assmaru: shut up
and then he charged at her. Sarah was flung into the wall as his fist made contact with her stomach.
Sarah: shiz balls you asked for it.
Assumaru: bring it bitch
Bob: EAT THAT ASSHOLE
What people heard
Bob: RIBBIT!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Shadow Manipulation: Soul Crusher no jutsu
the fighting stopped and everything was quiete until
Assumaru:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH -drops dead-
Sarah: mihahahahahah i win
Gaara: i want her blood
Candice's P.O.V
After what seemed like days, they had found the scrolls and beat the panda dude, gaara, boy- man? Ah whatever. It had only been 3 hours, really. Which apparently was record time.
Inuyasha: See? You're good at this Demon Ninja stuff!
Candice: -glares-
Inuyasha: Why are you always glaring at-
Inuyasha for, perhaps the 4th time in two days, was shoved aside and ended up on his head in the ditch beside the road.
Sarah: I won!
Candice: really? me too!
Inuyasha: DAMMIT SARAH!
Sesshomaru appeared out of -literally- no where, and glared at Sarah.
Sarah: whats your problem, pup?
Sesshomaru looked as though he were going to say something, but
shut his mouth.
Sarah: So this is my frog.
??: Ribbot!
Candice glanced at the green frog slumped lazily on sarahs foot.
Sarah: SHUT UP!
??: RIBBOT RIBBOT!
SARAH: FINE! HE"S A SHEEP. and his name is bob.
Candice: where do you find these species derranged animals??
Sarah: I dunno.
Inuyasha finally managed to get up and make his way toward us. Candice couldnt help but feel bad for him. He looked so angry that he made himself look like a mad fat kid on the verge of crying. The image made her start laughing hysterically while staring at a disgruntled inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at her as though she were crazy. As she laughed harder and harder, the wind began to pick up, in a flurry of wind- the poor confused inuyasha was thrown back into the ditch- which of course only made her laugh harder. Again, the wind picked up.
Sesshomaru: What does that half breed see in her?
Candice didnt hear him though. She was too busy listening to
something else.
buzz. buzz. buzzzzzzzzz.
Candice: The buzzing sound is back!
Out of the corner of her eye, candice saw something big and black moving towards them. When she snapped her head around to look, she saw that it was giant fly, rubbing its two front bug feet togetther evily.
Candice: what. the .. ? ? ?
Inuyasha: Is that a giant fly?!?
the giant fly flew closer and closer. - and for some reason, no one thought to run away, despite the evil look and how slow it was flying-
Finally it reached them, and it just- picked candice up. That was when everyone started running.
Candice: oh! thanks! NOW you run!
and with that, candice was carried off.
-well- candice thought hysterically. -i've always wanted to fly!-
Chapter 2- Chunin written exam
Sarah's p.o.v
Sesshomaru twitched as Sarahs eyes grew wide in glee her fingers ran through the soft fur of the random fluffy thing on this persons shoulder. seriously though was it a tail or just a random fluffy thing.
Kami: we have to go to bed we have the first part of the exams tommorow
Sarah:-sighs- fine, nice meeting you guys but i have the first part of the chunin exams tommorow im guessing your here for the same?
Candice: yepppers
Sarah: i'll see you guys tommorow then
The next day, in room 301 where a lot of random ninjas where standing around talking to there teammates about the exam while they waited except for Sarah whom randomly was staring at the wall.
???:-yawns- girl are you just gonna stare there.
Sarah:-blinks- huh wha... ryuu?
Ryuu: no shit i am the only voice in your head
Sarah: you didnt talk to me yestarday
Ryuu: i was sleeping
Sarah: oh
BANG!!!
???: My naame is Ibiki i will be the exam protocter of this part of the chuinin exams, everyone take a seat.
everyone sat down.
Sarah:-whispers- Panda! i get to sit beside youuouououououou!!!!
Panda:-glares- My name is Gaara
Ibiki: shut up!
Sarah:-yells- SORRY!
Ibiki:-sighs- you will have ten questions on this exams no cheating our your disqulified, and youll recivie the tenth question at the end of the exam you have three hours.
Sarah: i'm doooooooomed
Ryuu: hahahahahahaha
Gaara: hn
Sarah: stupid emo people
Kami: your suppose to cheat.
Sarah:-O.o- really
Kami only nodded then fell asleep on Sarahs head.
Sarah:-whispers- time to use my awsome jutsu... Shadow Manipulation no jutsu
the shadows in the cornor of the room and of random people slowly started to move and colloct the answers off of random people. then the shadows proceeded to move back to Sarah whom manipulated them to write the answers in the nine answer boxes below the questions.
Sarah: i sooooo rule.
Gaara:what was that jutsu
and so Sarah proceeded to fall asleep for the remaining hours left of the exam not noticing the random pair of golden eyes on her and from spot out side that coincedently can see where sarah is, a pair of Red eyes watched her.
Naruto:i hope Sarah-chan is okay.
Sasuke: -blushes- shes sooo cute.
Sakura: shes stealing my saskue-kun
Candices P.O.V
Candice stared at the exam blankly. Really, she had no idea why she was here. It had been Inuyasha who had rampaged her out of nowhere (and she hadnt even known him yet) and started going on and on about exams she was suppose to attend and that she was a demon and that she had to go with him because guess what? they were on a team! yeah! and, oh by the way, the other random guy standing stupidly in the corner was his brother sesshomaru, and she had to pass so she could become a chunin. WHATS A CHUNIN? Oh a higher rank of ninja. WHAT THE? oh now she was a ninja.
Hebi: sssTop it! You're confusssing woman, im gonna ssslap you.
Hebi, the snake voice in her head, tended to appear out of nowhere.
With what hands? you stupid, slithering, slimy-
Hebi: Oh get back to your exam.
Candice: -sighs- fine!
Inuyasha: -whispers- What'd you say?
Candice: -glaring- nothing!
finally after she filled in the exam as much as she thought she could, she glanced at sarah. already asleep! She must have known the answers like the back of her own hand.
Ibiki: Alright pens down, the exam is over.
Candice shot up, and ran out of the class. Followed closely behind by Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: How do you think you did??
Candice: -glaring again- HORRIBLE! I HAD NO TIME TO STUDY OR EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS NINJA DEMON THING!
Inuyasha cowarded under her cold glare and was suddenly fallen on his side, tshoved aside by an oblivious sarah.
Sarah: hehehhe I cheated.
Candice: Whaa... I thought that wasnt allowed?
Sarah: Well, according to Ibiki it's not- but to the voice in my head its encouraged!
Candice: HEBI IS IN YOUR HEAD TOO?
Sarah: Hebi?
Candice: THE SNAKE!
Sarah: SNAKE? WHAT WHERE?!?! -holds up the fallen Inuyasha in front of her as a shield-
Candice: oh, i guess not. THe voice in my head is a snake.
Sarah: oh. i have a dragon. -throws inuyasha into an oncoming sesshomaru-
Inuyasha: I AM NOT A TOY! -lands on sesshamaru-
Sesshomaru: YOU IDIOT!
Inuyasha: IT WASNT ME!!!
the brothers began arguing again, and suddenly candice heard something faint in between their loud noise.
Candice: Did anyone hear a buzzing sound??
Sesshomaru twitched as Sarahs eyes grew wide in glee her fingers ran through the soft fur of the random fluffy thing on this persons shoulder. seriously though was it a tail or just a random fluffy thing.
Kami: we have to go to bed we have the first part of the exams tommorow
Sarah:-sighs- fine, nice meeting you guys but i have the first part of the chunin exams tommorow im guessing your here for the same?
Candice: yepppers
Sarah: i'll see you guys tommorow then
The next day, in room 301 where a lot of random ninjas where standing around talking to there teammates about the exam while they waited except for Sarah whom randomly was staring at the wall.
???:-yawns- girl are you just gonna stare there.
Sarah:-blinks- huh wha... ryuu?
Ryuu: no shit i am the only voice in your head
Sarah: you didnt talk to me yestarday
Ryuu: i was sleeping
Sarah: oh
BANG!!!
???: My naame is Ibiki i will be the exam protocter of this part of the chuinin exams, everyone take a seat.
everyone sat down.
Sarah:-whispers- Panda! i get to sit beside youuouououououou!!!!
Panda:-glares- My name is Gaara
Ibiki: shut up!
Sarah:-yells- SORRY!
Ibiki:-sighs- you will have ten questions on this exams no cheating our your disqulified, and youll recivie the tenth question at the end of the exam you have three hours.
Sarah: i'm doooooooomed
Ryuu: hahahahahahaha
Gaara: hn
Sarah: stupid emo people
Kami: your suppose to cheat.
Sarah:-O.o- really
Kami only nodded then fell asleep on Sarahs head.
Sarah:-whispers- time to use my awsome jutsu... Shadow Manipulation no jutsu
the shadows in the cornor of the room and of random people slowly started to move and colloct the answers off of random people. then the shadows proceeded to move back to Sarah whom manipulated them to write the answers in the nine answer boxes below the questions.
Sarah: i sooooo rule.
Gaara:what was that jutsu
and so Sarah proceeded to fall asleep for the remaining hours left of the exam not noticing the random pair of golden eyes on her and from spot out side that coincedently can see where sarah is, a pair of Red eyes watched her.
Naruto:i hope Sarah-chan is okay.
Sasuke: -blushes- shes sooo cute.
Sakura: shes stealing my saskue-kun
Candices P.O.V
Candice stared at the exam blankly. Really, she had no idea why she was here. It had been Inuyasha who had rampaged her out of nowhere (and she hadnt even known him yet) and started going on and on about exams she was suppose to attend and that she was a demon and that she had to go with him because guess what? they were on a team! yeah! and, oh by the way, the other random guy standing stupidly in the corner was his brother sesshomaru, and she had to pass so she could become a chunin. WHATS A CHUNIN? Oh a higher rank of ninja. WHAT THE? oh now she was a ninja.
Hebi: sssTop it! You're confusssing woman, im gonna ssslap you.
Hebi, the snake voice in her head, tended to appear out of nowhere.
With what hands? you stupid, slithering, slimy-
Hebi: Oh get back to your exam.
Candice: -sighs- fine!
Inuyasha: -whispers- What'd you say?
Candice: -glaring- nothing!
finally after she filled in the exam as much as she thought she could, she glanced at sarah. already asleep! She must have known the answers like the back of her own hand.
Ibiki: Alright pens down, the exam is over.
Candice shot up, and ran out of the class. Followed closely behind by Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: How do you think you did??
Candice: -glaring again- HORRIBLE! I HAD NO TIME TO STUDY OR EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS NINJA DEMON THING!
Inuyasha cowarded under her cold glare and was suddenly fallen on his side, tshoved aside by an oblivious sarah.
Sarah: hehehhe I cheated.
Candice: Whaa... I thought that wasnt allowed?
Sarah: Well, according to Ibiki it's not- but to the voice in my head its encouraged!
Candice: HEBI IS IN YOUR HEAD TOO?
Sarah: Hebi?
Candice: THE SNAKE!
Sarah: SNAKE? WHAT WHERE?!?! -holds up the fallen Inuyasha in front of her as a shield-
Candice: oh, i guess not. THe voice in my head is a snake.
Sarah: oh. i have a dragon. -throws inuyasha into an oncoming sesshomaru-
Inuyasha: I AM NOT A TOY! -lands on sesshamaru-
Sesshomaru: YOU IDIOT!
Inuyasha: IT WASNT ME!!!
the brothers began arguing again, and suddenly candice heard something faint in between their loud noise.
Candice: Did anyone hear a buzzing sound??
Chapter 1- meeting eachother.
sarah's p.o.v
it was a bright sunny day as team seven sat at the bridge there sensai had told them to meet, it was now currently mid-afernoon when kakashi had told them to meet him at seven naruto being the hyper blonde one couldnt stop himself from complaining, sakura the whimpy pink haired girl couldnt help but punch the blonde in the head and Sasuke the emo boy in the cornor just just couldnt help but be emo.
finally kakshi popped out of no where.
Kakashi: yo
Naruto and Sakura: YOUR LATE
Sasuke: hn
Kakashi: im here to tell you i have entered you into the chunin exams.
meanwhile in the forest
a girl with black hair and whisker like marks on her cheeks sat on a tree branch. her violet eyes scanned the area.
Sarah: mihahahahah i found you now, you stupid species deranged rabbit
???: species deranged rabbit im not a rabbit im a wolf
Sarah turned her head slightly to see a small gray rabbit glaring at her.
Sarah: what ever kami just lets go find naru-nii-san
Kami: fine, i will use my superb wolfnose to sniff him out
and just like that Sarah and the species deranged rabbit ran in
the direction of the village.
back with Team seven
Naruto: hey man let him go
???: i hate snot noesed kids like him
Naruto: its not his fault he ran in-
naruto stopped his sentence when a gray blur landed in front of him snarlin at the boy holding konohmaru.
Sarah: stupid rabbit
Kami: i heard that
Sarah: You where meant to hear me
:What every one else heard:
Sarah: stupid rabbit
Rabbit: squeak!
Sarah: your where meant to hear me
Naruto: Sarah! what are you doing here
Sarah: Nii-san, i live here plus its a free country
Naruto: no i meant what are you doing heeerrreee
Sarah: oh, i was finding you
???: freak
Sarah: shut up makeup boy
???: my name is Kankuro you freak
Sarah: whateva
a rock hit Kankuros hand making him drop Konohamru whom ran behind Sarah for protection.
Sarah: hello Sasuke.
Sasuke:-blushes- h-hi
???: Kankuro your a disgraces to our village.
Sarah: hi random panda looking dude in the tree branch beside sasuke.
???: hn
Sarah: hey naru-nii ima go now Ryuu has been quite today... to quite
Naruto: okie dokie
Sarah and Kami leave
Kankuro: Ryuu?
Panda: Panda?
Sasuke: Who are you
Girl: Me
Sasuke: No panda boy
Panda: Gaara
Naruto: My sister is insane.-sighs-
Candice's P.O.V
A red headed, green eyed girl with ringlets walked along the dark road with a white haired yellow eyed half dog demon named Inuyasha and his brother Sesshomaru (who also has white hair and yellow eyes) Candice listened to them arguing, like usual, when she suddenly stopped in her tracks, listening to a different sound then the one of the two brothers arguing.
??: SQUEEK!
??: SHUT UP!
??: SQUEEK SQUEEK!!!!!
??: I TOLD YOU! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HEAR THAT!
Inuyasha: YEAH?? WELL AT LEAST--
Inuyasha couldnt finish his sentence as sesshomaru had shoved him. Candice watched as he went flying across the small road, slamming right into the strange girl with black hair she had saw talking to herself.
??: OUCH, MOTHER EFFER!
??: SQUEEEEKKK!!!!!!
Inuyasha: What the.. DAMMIT SESSHOMARU!
Candice ran over to Inuyasha and saw him lying awkwardly ontop of the girl, while a little rabbit Stood growling oddly at the enterwined people on the ground.
The girl finally managed to get herself up and then blinked a few times.
??: Who sent this bad smelling dog flying at me????
??: SQUEEK !
The rabbit looked as though it was angry.
Inuyasha was still lying on the ground.
Candice: That would be Sessomaru
Candice turned to glare at him.
The girl marched right up to the smug looking sesshamaru and slapped him.
??: THAT is for the bruise im gonna wake up with tomorrow morning!
Sesshomaru just gawked at her, surprised by her violence.
She turned to Candice and smiled innocently as if nothing happened.
??: I'm Sarah. And this is my species derranged rabbit kami.
Kami: SQUEEK!
Sarah: YOU'RE NOT A WOLF!
Candice: uh.. okay.. I'm Candice... The dog you just slapped is sesshomaru and the idiot still lying there on the ground like he's been hit by a car is Inuyasha.
Sarah: Nice to meet yah!
Then sesshomaru went over to inuyasha, probably about to throw him again by the look of his walk.. and stopped mid track as
sarah screeched giddily.
Sarah: IS THAT A TAIL????!?? OR JUST A RANDOM BLOTCH OF FUR???
it was a bright sunny day as team seven sat at the bridge there sensai had told them to meet, it was now currently mid-afernoon when kakashi had told them to meet him at seven naruto being the hyper blonde one couldnt stop himself from complaining, sakura the whimpy pink haired girl couldnt help but punch the blonde in the head and Sasuke the emo boy in the cornor just just couldnt help but be emo.
finally kakshi popped out of no where.
Kakashi: yo
Naruto and Sakura: YOUR LATE
Sasuke: hn
Kakashi: im here to tell you i have entered you into the chunin exams.
meanwhile in the forest
a girl with black hair and whisker like marks on her cheeks sat on a tree branch. her violet eyes scanned the area.
Sarah: mihahahahah i found you now, you stupid species deranged rabbit
???: species deranged rabbit im not a rabbit im a wolf
Sarah turned her head slightly to see a small gray rabbit glaring at her.
Sarah: what ever kami just lets go find naru-nii-san
Kami: fine, i will use my superb wolfnose to sniff him out
and just like that Sarah and the species deranged rabbit ran in
the direction of the village.
back with Team seven
Naruto: hey man let him go
???: i hate snot noesed kids like him
Naruto: its not his fault he ran in-
naruto stopped his sentence when a gray blur landed in front of him snarlin at the boy holding konohmaru.
Sarah: stupid rabbit
Kami: i heard that
Sarah: You where meant to hear me
:What every one else heard:
Sarah: stupid rabbit
Rabbit: squeak!
Sarah: your where meant to hear me
Naruto: Sarah! what are you doing here
Sarah: Nii-san, i live here plus its a free country
Naruto: no i meant what are you doing heeerrreee
Sarah: oh, i was finding you
???: freak
Sarah: shut up makeup boy
???: my name is Kankuro you freak
Sarah: whateva
a rock hit Kankuros hand making him drop Konohamru whom ran behind Sarah for protection.
Sarah: hello Sasuke.
Sasuke:-blushes- h-hi
???: Kankuro your a disgraces to our village.
Sarah: hi random panda looking dude in the tree branch beside sasuke.
???: hn
Sarah: hey naru-nii ima go now Ryuu has been quite today... to quite
Naruto: okie dokie
Sarah and Kami leave
Kankuro: Ryuu?
Panda: Panda?
Sasuke: Who are you
Girl: Me
Sasuke: No panda boy
Panda: Gaara
Naruto: My sister is insane.-sighs-
Candice's P.O.V
A red headed, green eyed girl with ringlets walked along the dark road with a white haired yellow eyed half dog demon named Inuyasha and his brother Sesshomaru (who also has white hair and yellow eyes) Candice listened to them arguing, like usual, when she suddenly stopped in her tracks, listening to a different sound then the one of the two brothers arguing.
??: SQUEEK!
??: SHUT UP!
??: SQUEEK SQUEEK!!!!!
??: I TOLD YOU! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HEAR THAT!
Inuyasha: YEAH?? WELL AT LEAST--
Inuyasha couldnt finish his sentence as sesshomaru had shoved him. Candice watched as he went flying across the small road, slamming right into the strange girl with black hair she had saw talking to herself.
??: OUCH, MOTHER EFFER!
??: SQUEEEEKKK!!!!!!
Inuyasha: What the.. DAMMIT SESSHOMARU!
Candice ran over to Inuyasha and saw him lying awkwardly ontop of the girl, while a little rabbit Stood growling oddly at the enterwined people on the ground.
The girl finally managed to get herself up and then blinked a few times.
??: Who sent this bad smelling dog flying at me????
??: SQUEEK !
The rabbit looked as though it was angry.
Inuyasha was still lying on the ground.
Candice: That would be Sessomaru
Candice turned to glare at him.
The girl marched right up to the smug looking sesshamaru and slapped him.
??: THAT is for the bruise im gonna wake up with tomorrow morning!
Sesshomaru just gawked at her, surprised by her violence.
She turned to Candice and smiled innocently as if nothing happened.
??: I'm Sarah. And this is my species derranged rabbit kami.
Kami: SQUEEK!
Sarah: YOU'RE NOT A WOLF!
Candice: uh.. okay.. I'm Candice... The dog you just slapped is sesshomaru and the idiot still lying there on the ground like he's been hit by a car is Inuyasha.
Sarah: Nice to meet yah!
Then sesshomaru went over to inuyasha, probably about to throw him again by the look of his walk.. and stopped mid track as
sarah screeched giddily.
Sarah: IS THAT A TAIL????!?? OR JUST A RANDOM BLOTCH OF FUR???
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