Thursday, July 14, 2011

Chapter 11- Sushi and Diarrhea

Sarah's p.o.v

Sarah: -munches on a cookie- Sooooooo your really biggg

Sesshomaru:-scoffs- i'm bigger when im in my demon form

Sarah: yes but your not this big and fluffy all the time

Fang: are they talking about me

Sasuke:-glares- yes

Sarah:-hugs fangs neck- He's so big and fluffy and big and is that a giant balloon in the distance?

Gaara: she gets distracted easily

Candice: yah thats a giant Balloon

Naruto: FINALLY I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME AND GET SOME RAMAN.

Sarah: i wonder what happens there

Meanwhile with Itachi and Kisame.

Kisame: i thought you said she was on her way

Itachi:-blinks- She was.

Kisame: well maybe she didnt make it here

Itachi: what do you mean

Kisame: did you see the size of that giant wolf that was walking around... maybe it ate her

Itachi: O.O OMG!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!

And just like that Itachi had dragged Kisame out of the cave in the Mountain of Fire and made his way to the Forest just below it following the small path of foot prints that lead away from the mountain.

In the Leave Village

Sami: heehee Sasuke's boxers

Blizzard: why do we have to be here again

Sami: because Itachi has ordered us to Assasinate Sasuke for having a crush on Sarah.

Blizzard: but when do we ever take orders from people.

Sami: true, lets just get Sasuke to stop liking Sarah she's MINE anyway.

Blizzard: you guys are weird

In The Sand Village.

Tara: What do you mean your Kazekage isnt here

Kankuro: Our father died and my brother the one the council wants to make Kazekage is away on a mission for some weird reason.

Tara: well whats his mission

Kankuro: something about elements and a war and spiral masks

Tara: uh huh well im gonna stay here until he gets back

Shadow: heehehe its like a giant litter box.

Back with the gang

Sarah: Well how the hell do we get up there

See they had made it to the Balloon of Air but they had not execpt the balloon to be in the air. Really high in the air. realllllllly high in the air like 50 stories high in the air.

Ryuu: what did you expect its a BALLOON.

Sarah: shut up Ryuu nobody asked you.

Soo the question was how did they get up there...and then a little light bulb flashed above Sarah's head causing quit a few looks to be directed at her.

Sarah: Heyy Candice when Sesshy gets mad he turns into a giant dog right?

Candice: uh huh and when he's that giant dog he can fly and do a whole bunch of cool stuff

Sarah: HEYYY SASUKE!

Everyone looked at her and Sasuke and all there jaws dropped when she kissed him well except Sasuke who was too busy dying of happiness and Sesshomaru whom was busy turning into a giant dog.

Sarah: Vola! our way up tp the Balloon.

Sasuke ran for his life while everyone climbed onto Sesshomaru and he flew off to the Balloon.

Candice's P.O.V

They flew up towards the air balloon, and saw absolutely no one around. Inuyasha was ducking in fear of being jumped on again, while everyone else looked for the person they could give the last scroll too. Well except Sarah, who was trying desperately to make fire appear in her hand.

Candice: There is no one here!Who are we suppose to give this damn scroll to?!

Inuyasha: I dont know.. There has to be someone somewhere..

Suddenly they all heard a 'swishing' sound from apparently the inside of the air balloon.
Swiiiish. swiiissshhhh. meow.

Candice gasped.

Candice: THERES A CAT IN THERE!

SARAH: KITTY!

Sasuke: -appears out of nowhere- I'll get you a kitty darling!

Sarah: -glares at sasuke- HE'LL GET EATEN BY MY WOLF STUPID!

Sasuke: -cries at being a dissapointment and dissapears again-

Candice: How are we suppose to get to it?!

Suddenly Sesshomaru shifted and slashed the balloon with a claw. The balloon opened and an animal.. a lynx to be exact.. came spiraling out of the balloon.

Candice: -screaming- CATCH HER!!

Seshomaru moved quickly and caught the little lynx on his back, and it fell right into candice's lap. It started purring, and then looked up at candice with eyes too knowlegable for a lynx.

Lynx: Candice- you are the one who controls air.

Candice stared stupidly back at the lynx. She didnt know why it was so hard to believe when the same thing had just happened to Sarah.

Meanwhile with itachi--

Kisame: Well -looks up- theyre up there..

Itachi: We'll just have to wait until they come down I suppose.

Back with Candice--

Sarah waved her hand in front of candice's face.

Sarah: Caandiii. Did you hear her?

Candice was still in shock. Her? Control an element?

Hebi: OPEN THE DAMN SCROLL WOMAN!

Candice finally snapped back to reality. She took the scroll from her jacket and opened it up just as Sesshomaru landed on the ground next to Kisame and Itachi who was randomly there.
Sushi popped around her and she automatically took one and popped it in her mouth.

Kisame: -looks at candice in horror- You're Eating fish....

Candice: -Spits out fish- I FORGOT! IM SORRY!

Kisame just glared at her.

Candice: wait so I can control wind?

Lynx: Yes. ITs your element, like HERS -nods at sarah- is fire.

Sesshomaru: That would explain why when you laughed harder and harder the wind picked up more and more.

Inuyasha: -Glaring evily- Which means its YOUR fault I went flying into the ditch the second time!

Candice shrugged, then picked up the lynx.

Candice: DOES THAT MEAN YOUR MY COMPANION?!

LYnx: yes, I am here to guide and help you through the war.

Candice: -squeels- AWWW! YAY! YOU'RE ADORABLE!

This time is was inuyasha who envied the companion. HE huffed and looked away.

Candice: Can you do any tricks?! Can you sit??

Inuyasha suddenly flew to the ground flat on his butt, quequed on the word 'sit'

Candice glanced at inuyasha, confused and stuck on the ground. Did he just sit? was that sonme kind of reflex from being a dog??

Candice: Did you just-

Inuyasha: DONT SAY IT! MY BUTT HURTS!

Sarah laughed evily. She was definitely planning something.

Candice: -looks back at the cute little lynx- YOU'RE NAME SHALL BE WYNTER!

Then everyone suddenly seemed to realize at the same time- They had finished this part of the mission. They had delivered ALL the scrolls.

??: hehehahahehh..... DIAREEAH!

Everyone looked toward the sound of the voice.. only to see the random stalker fat guy randomly standing in a corner laughing.

Sarah: IS IT ME OR IS FATTY STALKING US??

Everyone: Its not just you.

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