Chapter 12- Giant Yellow Chicken

Sarah's p.o.v

Later after thrity minutes of walkng they made it back to the leave village, i mean youd think it would take longer but apperently all of the element places where sourrounding the leave village so instead of the really long time they took complete there mission they could have done it faster.

now Sarah and Inuyasha where sitting in the park by themselves Sarah was just staring at her hand seeing if it would spontausly combust at any second Inuyasha just sat and stared at her.

Sarah: would you stop staring at me

Inuyasha: no

Sarah: stop staring at me

Inuyasha: no

Sarah: STOP STARING AT ME!

Inuyasha: NO!!

Sarah glared and watched as inuyasha's hair lit on fire.

Meanwhile with Naruto and Candice

Candice: Food glorious food

Naruto: RAMAN!!!!!!!

With Sesshomaru and Gaara

Sesshomaru: hn

Gaara: hn

Sesshomaru nods

Gaara: hm

Sesshomaru:hn?

Gaara shrugs

with Sami and Sasuke

for some reason Sasuke was tied to a chair with billions of tiny ice needles hovering around him, Blizzard lay on his bed passed out with a stuffed bird in his mouth.

Sami: sooo your gonna forget about Sarah... right?

Sasuke:-glares- no

the ice needles dig into Sasukes skin making him scream like a girl.

With Kakashi and Tara

Kakashi: why are you with me again

Tara: i dunno

Shadow: where bored

Kakashi: and i fit into your entertanment howw

Tara: i dunno

Shadow: should we do it now

Kakashi looked at them confused, as Tara nodded and Shadow stole the small orange book of porn from him and they both ran with a crying Kakashi running after them

With Kisame and Itachi

Kisame: so we're back to step 1 in the kidnap Sarah and make her your plan

Itachi: it would seem so

Kisame: so whats your plan

Itachi: i dunno i think ill wait

Kisame: thats it

Itachi: yah

Back with Sarah and Inuyasha

Sarah: sit

Inuyasha falls to the ground

Sarah: sit

Inuyasha fall further into the ground

Sarah:si-

A giant fly picked her up and carried her away before she could finish her sentence... or word.

With Candice and Naruto

Candice: man that hit the spot

Naruto: your telling me

All of the sudden a giant fly picked Candice up bridly style and flew off with her, leaving Naruto to stare at the spot she was in blankly.

Candice's p.o.v

Naruto sat there staring in bewilderment. Had that been a giant fly? If so, he should probably tell someone.. finally after a few minutes, he hopped up and ran out of the room searching for someone to tell about this.

meanwhile, with candice..

Candice: so- We are once again, tied up in yet another secret hiding place, because of a giant fly?

Sarah: It would appear so...

??: FINAllY, WE CAN EXPERIMENT ON THE FIRE GIRL.

???: Yes Orichimaru, this time they were definitely not followed.

Orochimaru: Good, good. Now we may proceed to- wait, them?

???: Yes- the fly seems to have brought the red head once again.

Orochimaru: Remind me to kill that stupid insect.

Candice: I swear, I still know that voice.

Orochimaru: NO YOU DONT!

and suddenly candice was unconscience.

-inside candice's head-

Hebi: You have GOT to learn to keep your mouth shut, girl! Im gonna have to take over your body or you're going to be given away to that giant fly.

Candice: huh? NO NO NO! YOU WILL NOT TAKE OVER MY BODY! ITS ENOUGH THAT YOU'VE BEEN IN MY HEAD ALL THESE YEARS!

Hebi:-glares- fine if you wanna mate with a giant fly.

Hebi began slithering away, but candice stopped him.

Candice: FINE!

Before she felt him take over though, She saw the fat guy Peter randomly float by her in a spinning like motion.

HOW WAS HE IN HER MIND!?

And then Hebi took over.
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back outside candice's head.

Sarah looked over at candice.. only candice was no longer there.. in her place was a giant white snake..

Sarah: -screaming- SNAKE OMG OMG MOTHER EFFER ITS A GIANT SNAKE!!!!!

She cowered as much as she could beneath the ropes.

but the snake didnt even look at her. it slithered its way out of the ropes and quietly made its way over to orochimaru (how he hadnt heard sarah screaming was a mystery) then it striked orochimaru, pretty much, bit off his head.

The other dude there, naraku stared in horror and ran away. the snake then went back to sarah, who was nearly in tears now, and striked- but not her, it was the ropes he bit, and the ropes came falling off.

Sarah: -screams, then faints-

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Inuyasha ran into the creepy building he followed candice's scent to. THIS time he would be the one to save her. He barged through a door.

Inuyasha: CANDICE!? ARE YOU HERE??

Seshomaru: SARAH??

Inuyasha ran through the small cottage looking for candice, and went through a door running straight into a giant white snake. he looked up in horror.

Inuyasha: ITS A SNAKE!

Suddenly the lynx appeared out of nowhere.

Wynter: Its Candice.

Inuyasha broke down this time.

Inuyasha: SHES A SNAKE? MY POOR POOR CANDICE! ITS ALL MY FAULT! IF I HAD BEEN THERE THEN- SHE WOULD STILL BE BEAUTIFUL AND- SHE SMELLS LIKE A SWAMP AND NOW-

Inuyasha was slapped by a now conscience Sarah.

Sarah: she'll be back, calm down you big baby.

And suddenly in place of the giant snake was a still unconscience Candice.

Suddenly out of nowhere a window bashed in and in came rolling a giant yellow chicken ontop of a fat Peter, punching and rolling around on the floor. blood stains everywhere. They were grunting and now peter was on top of the chicken and then they all heard one say something about a bad coupon. Inuyasha picked up candice and then they all ran out of the cottage as fast as they could back to the leave village.