sarahs p.ov.
Sarah looks around at her surronds apperently the second test was to spend 4 days in a forest trying to get a scroll from another team, well that was acorrding to the crazy ass protoctor named Anko whom was currently licking blood off of her brothers cheek now if she was paying attention she would have freaked but no Ryuu was talking to her.
Sarah: what do you mean i might have to use you in this exam
Ryuu: your gonnna have to let me take control of your body so we dont die
Sarah: now the random voice in my head wants to control me.
a random noise beside her got her attention.
Kami: Sarah this is Bob, bob is a sheep
Sarah blinked at the frog beside the rabbit
Sarah: uh okay
Kami: he's gonna be on our team
Bob: yup ima kick some human ass
Sarah sweatdrops
Naruto: Sarah why are you taking thats frog and rabbit with you.
Sakura: your gonna fail
Sasuke:-glares- no she's not she's better then you
Sakura: sasuke T.T
Sarah: oh there my team
Bob: im a Sheep
Kami: im a wolf
Naruto: did that rabbit just snarl
Sarah: uh yah well ill see you guys around naru-nii
Naruto: bye sis good luck
Sasuke: T.T she dosnt even no i exsit
Sakura: i hope you die
3 days later a day before the last day to get to the tower for the next part of the exam, Sarah sat infront of the door to the tower.
Sarah: i really need a heaven scroll i already have a earth
scroll all i need is a heaven
a random scroll hit her in the forehead.
Sarah: oww stuppid heaven scroll-throws the scroll into the bushes-
Ryuu: SARAH YOU IDIOT
Sarah: owww random headache
Kami:-blinks- that was the heaven scroll
Sarah:-blinks- DAMNIT
Bob: dont worry i got it
Sarah: woohoo lets go into the tower now
inside the tower Sarah opened both the scrolls not because of the riddle on the wall but because of the random dragon voice in her head. the scroll turned out to be a summon which summoned her random sensai from the time when she still had one who told her to go take a shower because she stank so after taking a shower she now currently was standing with Kami and Bob in a line along with all the other teams listening to the hokage telling them they still had to fight to move on the the final part of the exam.
a random tv thing was gonna tell them who they were fighting.
Ryuu: Girl its your turn get down there
a random force pushed Sarah off the rail and into the arena
Sarah: owwww Ryuu was that neccesary
Ryuu: yes
???: freak
Naruto:YOU CAN DO IT SIS
Sasuke: MARRY MEEEE
???: you shall die by my hands, by the hands of Assmaru munccher
Sarah:-blinks- HAHAHAHAHAHA ASS-MARU MUNCHER HAHAHAHA
Assmaru: shut up
and then he charged at her. Sarah was flung into the wall as his fist made contact with her stomach.
Sarah: shiz balls you asked for it.
Assumaru: bring it bitch
Bob: EAT THAT ASSHOLE
What people heard
Bob: RIBBIT!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: Shadow Manipulation: Soul Crusher no jutsu
the fighting stopped and everything was quiete until
Assumaru:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH -drops dead-
Sarah: mihahahahahah i win
Gaara: i want her blood
Candice's P.O.V
After what seemed like days, they had found the scrolls and beat the panda dude, gaara, boy- man? Ah whatever. It had only been 3 hours, really. Which apparently was record time.
Inuyasha: See? You're good at this Demon Ninja stuff!
Candice: -glares-
Inuyasha: Why are you always glaring at-
Inuyasha for, perhaps the 4th time in two days, was shoved aside and ended up on his head in the ditch beside the road.
Sarah: I won!
Candice: really? me too!
Inuyasha: DAMMIT SARAH!
Sesshomaru appeared out of -literally- no where, and glared at Sarah.
Sarah: whats your problem, pup?
Sesshomaru looked as though he were going to say something, but
shut his mouth.
Sarah: So this is my frog.
??: Ribbot!
Candice glanced at the green frog slumped lazily on sarahs foot.
Sarah: SHUT UP!
??: RIBBOT RIBBOT!
SARAH: FINE! HE"S A SHEEP. and his name is bob.
Candice: where do you find these species derranged animals??
Sarah: I dunno.
Inuyasha finally managed to get up and make his way toward us. Candice couldnt help but feel bad for him. He looked so angry that he made himself look like a mad fat kid on the verge of crying. The image made her start laughing hysterically while staring at a disgruntled inuyasha. Inuyasha looked at her as though she were crazy. As she laughed harder and harder, the wind began to pick up, in a flurry of wind- the poor confused inuyasha was thrown back into the ditch- which of course only made her laugh harder. Again, the wind picked up.
Sesshomaru: What does that half breed see in her?
Candice didnt hear him though. She was too busy listening to
something else.
buzz. buzz. buzzzzzzzzz.
Candice: The buzzing sound is back!
Out of the corner of her eye, candice saw something big and black moving towards them. When she snapped her head around to look, she saw that it was giant fly, rubbing its two front bug feet togetther evily.
Candice: what. the .. ? ? ?
Inuyasha: Is that a giant fly?!?
the giant fly flew closer and closer. - and for some reason, no one thought to run away, despite the evil look and how slow it was flying-
Finally it reached them, and it just- picked candice up. That was when everyone started running.
Candice: oh! thanks! NOW you run!
and with that, candice was carried off.
-well- candice thought hysterically. -i've always wanted to fly!-
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